A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. TODAY'S HALF-HEARTED PHOTO OF A THING THAT SAYS "S... MAN GETS INCREMENTALLY CLOSER TO SEGA VISION THE FRAG DOLLS - EMPOWERING WOMEN SINCE 2004 SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT RIPPING OFF Wii DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL RIGHT SAID FRED AND SOME OF SEGA'S MARKETING MONEY... SEGA UFO CATCHER ERROR MESSAGE SCREEN EIDOS DID A SPOOF OF "THE OFFICE" IN 2004 FAT KID WITH ENERGY DRINK BUYS NEW CONSOLE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Back to the egg man ice cream, and I can't help but wonder what the special surprise. I think it might be dysentery.
At least there better than the shit you get in a Chinese.
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Damn it!!!
WV: cloter
Well done Commondier Zorgion.
Are you joking? Fucking cunts! Kinder should sue Nintendo next for the Mario Kinder Egg rip-off that I bought that DID NOT contain a Nintendo related toy. Sega would't fuck us over like that if they made kinder Egg rip-offs. No sir.
peruse, you cunt
It was a joke, you lesbian-retard.
Appartently her name isn't EGG Monroe, it's ZORG Monroe and HE's older. Much, much older.
The bastard has been claiming for 'therapy' baths in liquidised PS3s.
Shame on you Zorg, shame on you.
Mademoiselle Egg Monroe. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
"it's a dig at zorg's girlfriend"
I'm lead to believe that this explanation was made up.
-Nostradamus-