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"Quick, Sonic! The thermostat! Turn it up to 26 degrees and melt him!"




Spotted by reader "Orta" who was taken out for the day and allowed to have an ice cream.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh hay, an update that isn't complete sh- oh never mind.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
his names egg man hes an ice cream
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Whats the funny surprise? That its looks good but is really abit shit, and you just paid £40 for it. Had that surprise before with Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Heroes, Xbox 360 Sonic, etc. That or theres some poo in it.
Anonymous Pliny said...
Her name's Egg (like a hen's egg) Monroe she's feather (like a hen's feather)
Blogger AT said...
his names swillman hes funnier
Anonymous Photoboy said...
This has to be the first Indian restaurant desert menu that actually has something unusual on it. No matter where you go in the country you can always count on getting the same list of deserts. Mine's the hollowed out orange with sorbet inside...
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...
I don't mind one or two egg monroe wotsits per comments section, but it's getting to the point where you're making me even more manically depressed than I am already, which as a regular reader of UK:R is no mean feat.

Back to the egg man ice cream, and I can't help but wonder what the special surprise. I think it might be dysentery.
Anonymous Kill Z. Two Jr said...
I prefer the coconut shell full of ice cream that tastes like glue...

At least there better than the shit you get in a Chinese.
Anonymous K.Zone Two Jr. said...
*They're. That's the sort of error an American would make.
Blogger Glen said...
Funny surprise. Suitable for children. I bet it's the pubic hair of the chef who 'left' last week.
Anonymous gar3 said...
Hey, I'm an American and I'll have you know I would never make that kind of mistake. Your full of it.

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Damn it!!!
Blogger Steve said...
Mmmmm... yeah, I always get the sorbet, but I favour lemon.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
his names egg man hes colder.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Time to give up I think, Gary. Your time has passed.
Anonymous Zealot said...
GARY'S TIME IS JUST BEGINING! YEA!
Anonymous Andrew said...
Surely the best Indian Restaurant dessert is the Funky Pie!

WV: cloter
Blogger weatherbox said...
I've talked to Kinder and they said they're going to 'sue the cock off that restaurant'. If anybody's looking for a cheap plate warmer to use at home, then there's going to be a dejected Indian family somewhere pawning one off to gather legal fees. You'd be doing them a favour. they really don't want to get deported, you know, but Kinder can't bend on this at all. If only it were the kind folks at Nestle...
Blogger weatherbox said...
Yep, I've double checked the patent and Kinder have complete legal propriety of 'toys inside nosh'. That's why you can't get treasures in cereal boxes any more. It's political correctness gone mad.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Gary Cutlack is a nonce
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I have a photo of a "Sega Bar" drinks menu complete with a sighting of that deformed Sonic thing from Sega Europe. I'll submit them if anyone is interested - but only if people actually are interested because it's a lot of effort getting them off my phone.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
tbh, can't say I even give a bollocks any more, anonymous. that said, i will look at them if you upload. i can't promise to enjoy them tho.
Anonymous Derek Cunthammer said...
This site ain't so bad if you stop visiting every day. I haven't been here for 2 weeks due a massive dick problem and found the resulting build up of content a pleasure to perooze (that's posh for 'read').

Well done Commondier Zorgion.
Anonymous yoyo said...
"Yep, I've double checked the patent and Kinder have complete legal propriety of 'toys inside nosh'. That's why you can't get treasures in cereal boxes any more. It's political correctness gone mad."

Are you joking? Fucking cunts! Kinder should sue Nintendo next for the Mario Kinder Egg rip-off that I bought that DID NOT contain a Nintendo related toy. Sega would't fuck us over like that if they made kinder Egg rip-offs. No sir.
Blogger Glen said...
2 weeks of build up must have left you having one almighty perooze over this week's updates. I prefer the term 'pocket-retch' myself.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
peruse, you cunt
Anonymous Derek Clungehammock said...
Anonymous said...
peruse, you cunt


It was a joke, you lesbian-retard.
Blogger Phill said...
BREAKING NEWS : DAILY TELEGRAPH : SCANDAL

Appartently her name isn't EGG Monroe, it's ZORG Monroe and HE's older. Much, much older.

The bastard has been claiming for 'therapy' baths in liquidised PS3s.

Shame on you Zorg, shame on you.
Anonymous orta said...
om nom nom Egg Man
Anonymous dan de la peche said...
Her name's Kinder Egg Monroe. She's got a toy in 'er.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
*dans le discotheque*

Mademoiselle Egg Monroe. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I could stop coming here if someone finally explained the egg monroe bullshit instead of repeating it after i ask. This reminds me of trying to get into 4chan in 2006. Only difference is that the porn was actually wankable there.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
For the beginnings of the egg monrow thing, go back a few weeks and check the post (and comments) about a man in a Sonic costume stood behind a female at some exhibition or other. That is as much explanation as you will get.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
it's a dig at zorg's girlfriend who is a bit of a GILF and has the initials E.M.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Going deeper down the rabbit hole as i modify my google advanced search parameters. This is like wading through a garbage can full of feces only to get to the one week old half-eaten double cheeseburger at the bottom.

"it's a dig at zorg's girlfriend"

I'm lead to believe that this explanation was made up.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The mystery of E. Monroe will be revealed on 05/04/2010.

-Nostradamus-
Anonymous Nostradamus said...
I deny that! I know fuck all about Ms. Monroe or her age! Take it back, Anonymous, you miserable cunt!

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