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The amazing SEGA carpet, initially spotted in Southampton SEGA World, has been spotted again. In a fabric shop in Brixton. Perhaps the fabric shop used to be a SEGA World?

Or perhaps the fabric shop, being expert in cheap materials, knew that the cheapest possible way to cover bare concrete is to buy a carpet that says "SEGA" all over it?




"Whilst perusing fabrics with which to cover a slightly grotty sofa I bought for £30 (plus £5 for help to carry it back to my house) I came across this shop in Brixton, in south London."




"Whilst not much to look at from the front, it opened out into a huge room full of nice rolls of fabric to buy. The real star though, is the carpet (see attached, slightly rubbish iPhone photos)."




"I bought 14 metres of a dark turquoise fabric" - Jason.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Blogger Steve said...
What's the address of this place?
Anonymous Carr said...
Yes, address please. I suggest a UKR "be near" be organised in this venue. It's great, as we'd all automatically be staring at the floor in each other's company anyway.
Anonymous Jason said...
28 Electric Avenue, Brixton, London, SW9 8JR
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Damn, too quick for me, quick google search revealed these 6 shops:
1. Simply Fabrics - 48 Atlantic Rd, London, SW9 8JN - 020 77332877
2. Atlantic Silk Fabrics - 28 Electric Av, London, SW9 8JY - 020 72746040
3. Brixton Fabrics - 31 Granville Arcade, Coldharbour La, London, SW9 8PR - 020 77338918
4. Syntex Collections Ltd - 29 Brixton Station Rd, London, SW9 8PB - 020 77336600
5. Sikhar Textiles Ltd - 17 Atlantic Rd, London, SW9 8HX - 020 77383333
6. Brixton Fabrics - 10 Market Row, Brixton, London, SW9 8LD - 020 7733 8921
There were others too but I had no idea if they were part of brixton or not; And while I was searching, you were already typing the correct answer.
Hell, it's all just london as far as I'm concerned.

Remember, other fabric shops are also available.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
So, it's up this street somewhere then?
http://local.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=fabrics+brixton&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=18.598503,35.068359&ie=UTF8&ll=51.462243,-0.115142&spn=0,359.993681&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=51.462342,-0.115112&panoid=xbDGRKqY0WRwC-RSAo6J-g&cbp=12,102,,2,0.09

Out of interest, is that the same electric avenue from that song? You know the one, can't remember how it goes now though.
Anonymous Trilby said...
#Rock down to
Electric Avenue
For carpet that says SEGA

Be sure not to
Make any eye contact
With the local drug dealers#
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes carpet
Blogger Halverde said...
I'd wank all over it, obviously.

LET'S ALL GO BE NEAR THE CARPET/JIZZ ON IT ON SATURDAY OR SUNDAY IF IT'S OPEN SUNDAYS BECAUSE THAT'S BETTER FOR ME PROBABLY
Blogger Halverde said...
WV: teart - Northern Irish person saying "tit"
Anonymous gar3 said...
If this egg monroe person has similar carpet I wouldn't mind munching on it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I can see the headlines now:

UNDERGROUND SEGA BOXING CLUB IN CARPET STORE

What are the rules again Tyl- er, I mean Zorg?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^I know it's a fabric shop. The headline will say 'carpet.'
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe but you are a cunt
Blogger Céline Ngon said...
Lol @ Carr. Lol I say.
Blogger weatherbox said...
Whoops! Somebody else was logged in on my computer. Don't get excited, boys, the above post was actually Weatherbox.
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
There's never cool stuff like that where I live.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
@Jason: In the third photo, did you leave the end of your right foot in frame to give an idea of scale? Intentional or not, cheers.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5MtAmT24g


and its actually a good song
Blogger floppylobster said...
Okay so what time is the circle-jerk at the fabric store happening? I need to book flights.
Anonymous Eddy Grant said...
I'm gonna rock down to
E-lec-tric Av-en-yoo
And see a Sega Carpet!
Blogger Badben said...
I've been standing as near to 28 Electric Avanue as I can on streetview for fucking HOURS now and not a single other one of you buggers has turned up. I assume (not having any way to tell).

I'm at the t junction of Electric Avenue and the Brixton road. Electric Avenue appears to be pedestrianised. Would, pretty much everyone I can see there, particlauly the girl in the red top in front of the fruit and veg stall. And the guys in the fluorescent bibs.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How retentive is this carpet of womens' tears? This could be a deal breaker. Last time I 'worked my magic' in the bedroom the ceiling in the room below gave way.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Badben - is that you with the backpack, grey and white striped top and bald? I'd imagine most readers here are probably follically as well as socially challenged?
If so, i'm right in front you, standing in the middle of brixton road
Blogger Badben said...
Yes. Yes! That's me! The guy who's leering at you and carrying an invisible carrier bag overflowing with crushed ambitions and abused dreams!
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Heh. Nice manboobs, baldy!
Fortunately, I don't seem to even appear in the reflection of the topshop window opposite. I've tried enhancing the image blade-runner style but no joy there unfortunately.
Even more unfortunately, the technique also fails to work for trying to look round corners (like in the film) and into the topshop changing rooms (not in the film)
wv. volit = the new european brand name for 'vomit'
Blogger weatherbox said...
No update today? I demand a refund! Oh wait...
Blogger SegaMon said...
Such suspense! Have any of you actually seen the carpet in person yet!?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So I take it arrangements have been made for Sunday? A group of fat balding social misfits stood in a circle, fapping away furiously whilst repeating a Japanese Sega corporate mantra in the vain hope of resurrecting a long dead hedgehog.

You people are evil. EVIL I tells ya!


Is there a dress code or can I be casual?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
get a life you retards. It's not like its mario carpet or anything...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Blogger Halverde said...
I might drag ze lady over to Electric Avenue to worship the carpet today. She's been trying to get me to go south of the river so this might be a nice treat for her.

ALSO EGG MONROE IS ON FACEBOOK NOW WHAT
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Confirmed. Egg Monroe is on Facebook. Is this actually a small time meme now? The internet's fucking gay.
Anonymous Jason Cartwright said...
@Anonymous: Nope, shoe left in was a mistake. Was trying to take photos quickly because the other customers wouldn't understand my explanation of "It's for UK Resistance", unfortunately.

FYI, the shoe is a size 11 Air Max '95. Bit worn out and smelly, need to buy some new ones.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
 Halverde said...

"ALSO EGG MONROE IS ON FACEBOOK NOW WHAT"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH.....

'Zor' lady had betta be an Origami expert or summat... Cos I'm gonna get all ROLF HARRIS on your arse and paint-cha black & blue. Yes sir-ree Halverde, when I bring me brushes... Cum won't be the only stain on the Sega carpet... THERE'LL BE PAINT.

Also; in the absence of our good Zorg, can I nominate Weatherbox as the prophet of Zorg? (Since he nose words n dat.) Guide us Weatherbox, prophet of Zorg. Soothe us with your words of hope in these dark & trouble times..
Blogger weatherbox said...
Prithee, hark at my words, children of resistance. Though Lord Zorg may not appear I assure you that his love forever shall endure in absentia, inhabiting the very nuances of our lives, the intricate fabric of our essence, incorporated within our absolute soul, for within each of us, the holy progeny...is a spiral; A constant, incessant, indomitable spiral of such magnitude that the heavens alone could invert its cosmic rotation.

Your apprehension reminds me of a story I once heard whilst on a joyous pilgrimage from UK:R to the pious terrain Idiot Toys. it brings great fortitude to me in times at which my faith is subjected to the strains of perseverance.

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord Zorg. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord Zorg,

“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”

I hope this offers peace of mind to you all as Zorg takes a much deserved leave of absence, probably to check his email in order to mediate to us another fabulous picture of some curtains. I suggest we leave Zorg to his own designs. He is divine, and he is just. Ne'er should your faith wane or flicker, children. Know in your hearts that spirals shall come forth.

I love thee, O lord, in a holy way and also in a gay way too (I think...I had a sort of...daydream about you....it was a little confusing...then I...well....I tried touching myself afterwards and...well, Zorg....it felt....it felt....right........is all....dear God, it felt so very, very right....)

Bless you all.
Blogger weatherbox said...
Whilst I'm here I'd like to announce the beatification of St. egg monroe. She has ascended gracefully like an omelette flipped from the pan.

Amen.

*Sings Gregorian chant and shakes an incense chalice around ostentatiously*
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'd love to lose my honour on that carpet. I'm 42.
Blogger Allan said...
'egg monroe' on Facebook: look at the people who are 'fans' of egg monroe. There's some Nathan Barley-ism at work here, mark my cynical and world weary words.

WV: cheeph - the noise we will make when the truth outs
Anonymous Anonymous said...
彼女の名前はムンロエ卵です。 彼女は年上です。
Blogger weatherbox said...
@Anonymous - if you offer you honour, then I'll honour your offer!

(and then all night long I'll be on 'er and off 'er).

Can't take the credit for that, saw it in a pub toilet in Highgate. You know you're in North London when the graffiti in the shitter is as good as that.
Blogger floppylobster said...
Japanese Anonymous, your grammar needs work.
Anonymous auto_message_reponse said...
Anonymous said...
I'd love to lose my honour on that carpet. I'm 42.^ Do not feed the prepubescent troll.
Blogger Halverde said...
"'egg monroe' on Facebook: look at the people who are 'fans' of egg monroe!"

I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE YOU WANKHORSE. I LOVE EGG MONROE BECAUSE SHE'S OLDER.
Anonymous Invisible Bag and Manboobs Man said...
I'm of the opinion that Weatherbox is in fact a theology student, or a trainee priest. Religion fixation, isn't it?
Blogger Allan said...
Wankhorse - excellent turn of phrase, full marks.

You are one of those people? Go on, which one.
Are you Zardoz Jones? I'm really hoping you are.
Anonymous Boring said...
I've been to that fabric shop in real life too - maybe we need reports of other places where Sega carpet has been spotted... There must be loads of it around London. I also went into the Sega building in London once to ask to use the phone and toilet when my car broke down outside. Sonic didn't rush out and fix the car - I did it with a spanner - but they let me use the phone etc. I was on the way back from Wales... it's quite a story isn't it...
Anonymous novarealm said...
I remember the Sega Casino that used to be there!!!!!!!!!!

I only ever went in once as a kid - have you ever tried concentrating on a game of House of the Dead whilst simultaneously keeping an eye out for lurking Brixton peados? - fucking nightmare

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