Sent in by a "Simon". Simon is to blame. It was Simon's idea. When this poor girl is found sobbing and broken in a motorway service station three months from now after a sustained internet hate/stalking campaign, remember it was all because of Simon.
Fortunately, Etsy doesn't allow comments below items.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SUBLIMINAL DREAMCAST REFERENCE SPOTTED IN "QUIRKY"... Dr ROBOTNIK'S INGREDIENTS REVEALED TODAY'S HALF-HEARTED PHOTO OF A THING THAT SAYS "S... MAN GETS INCREMENTALLY CLOSER TO SEGA VISION THE FRAG DOLLS - EMPOWERING WOMEN SINCE 2004 SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT RIPPING OFF Wii DREAMCAST-LIKE LOGO UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL RIGHT SAID FRED AND SOME OF SEGA'S MARKETING MONEY... SEGA UFO CATCHER ERROR MESSAGE SCREEN
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Seems like only yesterday I was complaining about how shit it was/is. Come to think of it, it probably was only yesterday. I wish I could go back to 2003. Shenmue III was still a possibility back in the golden era of 2003!
i recently tried playing it for a few minutes and found myself getting angry at the camera, controls, and basically everything else about the game.
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I've decided not to comment too much on all the bigotry in your comments. I figure that the author can't control the ignorance of some of their blog readers.
(Frank Spencer voice) Oooh Betty
It's 1997 again...
I'm free Mr Humphries!