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Just when you think video games are becoming an acceptable, adult, mainstream entertainment form free from the sexist, teenage boy cliches of years past...


Sony and Keeley Hazell bomb video game PR back to 1986

...Sony goes and SPUNKS TEN YEARS OF WORK AWAY over the stomach of some low-grade model dressed like she's in a 1986 Zzap! magazine ad for Strip Poker.


Sony and Keeley Hazell bomb video game PR back to 1986

Amazing. Presumably Keeley is here to ensure Motorstorm gets a 20-word review in Nuts or Zoo and maybe catches the eye of Jonathan Weinberg.


Sony and Keeley Hazell bomb video game PR back to 1986

VIDEO GAMES: Once again considered the preserve of virgins who are as familiar with the feel of ladies as they are with the atmospheric conditions of Neptune. Well done, Sony.

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Blogger AT said...
Does that last comment also apply to astronomers? Because I feel that it may unnecessarily get their hopes up.
Anonymous GigerPunk said...
I'm not sure that counts as 'experience' though, does it? Unless said astronomers have actually been to neptune, that is, rather than having read about it in a book, or theorised about the topic, given the scientific evidence they have to hand. But then they'd be astronauts rather than astronomers, wouldn't they?
And all those years I spent reading nothing but choose-your-own-adventure books would mean I'm a wildy successful adventurer/warrior rather than a somewhat overweight network engineer.
Bah.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
On a site that's advertising "More HOT LARA CROFT PORN!" and "*AMAZING* reader Cream porn." I think you should shut your hypocritical, spoilsport face.
Anonymous chopsnsauce said...
Still worth posting as Keeley has great pins. What I wouldn't give to be a Land Rover wheelarch! WOOF! WOOF!
Blogger AT said...
Oh, what a surprise..."Anonymous" is givin' it large again.

Cock.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
I could hardly say it's a genius move and Sony is amazing, could I?
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Anonymous - you forgot 'self-righteous'
Now faak orf.
Anonymous Martin said...
8th Comment and first

WOULD!

How odd...

Also having just admired the high res, she does indeed have cracking legs. Looks like someone has smacked her in the lips though, what is it with these birds and botox?

And yeah, stupid fucking Sony wankers!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This isn't what UK:R is about!

Oh wait, yes it is.

How much nudity has actually been on UK:R ever? Besides the Cream porn that is.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Eww, just noticed, she's got a really tatty rim hasn't she?
Anonymous Slim1945 said...
Definitely hot from the chin down but kissing that bitch would be like playing tongue hockey with pete burns, which incidently is the only thing i can think of that's less appealing than the game.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/magazine/6346429.stm
Blogger AT said...
Isn't Tatty Rim a reggae artist?

Word veri: imall - the new name for the iTunes store.
Blogger Urban Reflex said...
Eh. I've seen better pictures of her.

Word ver: Billsir. No, I'm not making this up.
Blogger Supersonicjim said...
I don't know who she is, but I want to dry-bum her into oblivion as punishment for advertising for Sony.

Consensually of course.
Anonymous Trilby said...
She hasn't got "cracking legs", she's got legs like two matchsticks with a dab of glue holding them together in the middle. They'd snap off as soon as you tried throwing them over your shoulders. And if the council find any more limbs in my wheelie bin I'm going to start running out of excuses.

Also: the car says "KUMHO TYRES", and it's true, it does.
Anonymous Blarg said...
Starvation diet hasn't been good for Keeley. Where did her boobs go?

Still would, obviously.
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...
Well that's the redneck crowd taken care of! I ain't exactly after MILFs, but Jebus, how about someone who doesn't look like they have just passed puberty and showing off their newly acquired bits?!

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