This thing which mentions SEGA in the vaguest, slightest and almost certainly un-true-est fashion possible. This thing in which we celebrate not having to pretend to be excited about Gears of Cocking War 2 any more. This thing which is topical and about newspapers. This thing about how poor people are buying iPhones. This thing about how FOOTBALL is meant to make men buy mobile phones, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LARA CROFT MODEL BEING INTERVIEWED BY A DANE AND G... EUROPEAN HARDWARE SALES FOR 2008 INTERNAL SEGA MERCHANDISE: AWKWARD TRIANGULAR DREA... A MAN'S TOMB RAIDER CROTCH SHOTS DREAMCAST LOGO SMEARED ALL OVER HOLLY WILLOUGHBY'S... KING'S ISLAND SONIC TOY HEAVEN DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE/OFFICE WITH PANTS AROUND KN... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00043 NOKIA MARKETS IT LIKE IT'S 1999 DREAMCAST-ALIKE LOGO SPOTTED - IN BOLIVIA! THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
All a man needs.
I hate our culture :(
So far I think the unsung hero of games out this half of the year is Saint's Row 2, much more fun than GTAIV and it can manage 30fps most of the time.