This thing which mentions SEGA in the vaguest, slightest and almost certainly un-true-est fashion possible. This thing in which we celebrate not having to pretend to be excited about Gears of Cocking War 2 any more. This thing which is topical and about newspapers. This thing about how poor people are buying iPhones. This thing about how FOOTBALL is meant to make men buy mobile phones, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.