UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
Well, more "placed across a magazine photo of Holly Willoughby" than smeared over her actual tits, but only one of those options will lead to a 10000% increase in Google traffic when placed in a headline.




"I had a cream doughnut today at work, it was all right, the cream was a bit too watery for me, but imagine my ASTONISHMENT when I gazed down at the bit of paper it had been placed in. Is SEGA making really watery cream filled doughnuts now? I put the paper on the cover of an old FHM so you can see Holly Willoughby's tits. Would. If you mention this you can call me Heywood Jablow" - Heywood Jablow.




Here's another DC logo/real life picture we got sent by a man called "RedEric". This is from a coffee shop in Cardiff. It was not deemed good enough to get a whole update to itself, in a rare display of in-house UKR quality control. It's nice to know that Welsh people are experiencing the joys of posh coffee shops nowadays.




This is more interesting. It also came from "RedEric" but he didn't say anything about it. The file name is "Singapore 333" so we assume it was taken in Singapore and RedEric is therefore yet another one of our international playboy readers who doesn't just stay at home screen-capping GMTV presenters' knees then going out to ASDA to buy custard doughnuts for dinner.




And there was this. We could go on. We have literally thousands of pictures like these in the inbox of misery.
Blogger AT said...
Heywood Jablow FTW.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
look http://technabob.com/blog/2008/11/03/sonic-tails-and-amy-rose-hats-for-true-sega-fanatics/
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Very funny update
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Dear UK:R,

My female housemate thought she had lost her facebook when her computer had to be reformatted.
Unrelated i know, but i just needed to tell somebody that would know how incredibly retarded that is and maybe agree that it is justified that i promptly pushed her down the stairs because of this.

Love, Anon
Anonymous Anonymous said...
God damn it Zorg this is old. How about something good, like you used t- oh wait never mind. Fuck it, carry on with this trite, and don't forget to link us to your other tired crap in between telling us how low the PS3's sales figures are and how many "Dreamcast logos" there are on a nappy made in Portugal.
Blogger Craig said...
More pictures of Holly Willoughby's tits please.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That second to last one was taken by a woman ... I'm bored.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
UK Resistance = Terrorists?
http://kotaku.com/5075231/al-qaeda-suspects-making-detonators-out-of-sega-cartridges

You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
Thanks, I was planning on carrying on with this trite. Only until I die, though.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Be warned any more of this ungratefull grumbling and swillman will come back !!! Zorg has entertained us all for free for years. So its everyones duty to put up with this shit untill a new animal crossing game comes out. Or the credit crunch brings down society.
Blogger glimbrick said...
haha, you should make a book, and by make i mean in the '10 year old' sense of the word, i.e hand written/ badly typed on dad's type writer and then photocopied ten times and sold for 20p an issue, that's TWO QUID FOR SWEETS!! i'd buy it.
Blogger Allan said...
My mum used to feed us trite for dinner. We nearly starved to death at one point.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bring back trendy media fucks!
Anonymous R said...
Inbox of misery must translate directly to blog entries of misery. Ok, I propose a compromise: No more dreamcast logos unless there are tits worked in there somehow. Deal?
Anonymous Heywood Jablowme said...
That's ace, my first mention !

Though you cut me short. I also said if you don't mention this in an update then you're a cunt.

I salute your non cuntedness.
Anonymous Heywood Jablowme said...
Hey, you didn't get the name right ! Heywood Jablowme goddammit !

Cunt.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous 9:51 - Are you quite certain that's a woman and not Billy Zabka?

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