A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST LOGO SMEARED ALL OVER HOLLY WILLOUGHBY'S... KING'S ISLAND SONIC TOY HEAVEN DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE/OFFICE WITH PANTS AROUND KN... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00043 NOKIA MARKETS IT LIKE IT'S 1999 DREAMCAST-ALIKE LOGO SPOTTED - IN BOLIVIA! SEGA MONEY FOLLOW-UP: DAYTONA COINS KEPT BY MAN DREAMCAST-LIKE TOWEL SPOTTED IN BURNHAM-ON-SEA PRESUMABLY UNOFFICIAL SONIC BRANDED SAVOURY SNACK ... FEEL YOURSELF FRIDAY - PS3 DEADER THAN EVER THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
and does this make anyone else feel like lara is wearing huge, black, megaman-like boots?
'Bold Aristocrat Charmer.'
Which, on a very uninteresting level, makes a bit of sense.
No, that seems fine to me. However, Google is definitely not a verb. Google is ruining Everything.
also, everyone is ignoring the real issue at-hand: the megaman boots.
I mean, really, the boots? If 1 letter was different, then maybe. I'll leave you to work out which letter to change, to make an interesting part of a woman, should make for an interesting diversion for 5 minutes.
i really don't get some of you people.
Minus 10 for this kind of crap. I hate you.