UK:RESISTANCE: NOKIA MARKETS IT LIKE IT'S 1999

NOKIA MARKETS IT LIKE IT'S 1999

Each wacky manoeuvre this dude pulls nails another stake into the heart of N-GAGE. Perhaps this time it will stay dead?

The money spent hiring him could've been put to much better use developing a party game for Wii.

Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 11:58:00 AM 11 comments

Robo Hitler said...

Put that guy in roller blades and you'd have a fucking sale right there. Mint

12:09 PM

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't

12:38 PM

PhotoBoy said...

It's nice to see Nokia is so confident in the N-gage that they've put the games front and centre and not relied on any silly gimmicks...

12:54 PM

Gnac said...

Some rotter appears to have stolen his skateboard!

(And ramps)

1:07 PM

Anonymous said...

I sure could spend £15 on a SPIEL MACHT FREI T-shirt right about now..

3:36 PM

gaijintendo said...

Actually - I need another horrid blue t-shirt, are you sure you don't have a few more under the dog's bed?

8:37 PM

Anonymous said...

the n-gage this guy is marketing isn't the taco shaped handheld we're used to associating the word n-gage with. the new n-gage is just a service to play games on nokia cellphones.

of course, it's still utter shit, but i just figured i'd point that out.

9:55 PM

Scribbl said...

Wait, that's how you need to hold the new N-Gage to talk on it? And I thought Sidetalkin' was bad.

8:13 AM

Anonymous said...

I had forgotten the N Gage even existed until you did this post.

You've played right into Nokia's hands, Zorg!

9:05 AM

Cmdr_Zorg said...

The only t-shirts I have left is one extremely well worn Rival Gang Member one that's insulating my weak body at this very moment.

10:46 AM

Anonymous said...

*SAD SMILEY FACE*

Any plans of making any more of the ones that sold?

Also, is your thick and manly moustache not providing enough insulation by itself? Maybe you should grow a huge thick beard for us to see on youtube, that would be even warmer!

12:19 PM

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