JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING OCTOBER 26
PSP: 60,467
Wii: 24,292
DS: 22,965
360: 7,844
PS2: 6,962
PS3: 3,931
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00043 NOKIA MARKETS IT LIKE IT'S 1999 DREAMCAST-ALIKE LOGO SPOTTED - IN BOLIVIA! SEGA MONEY FOLLOW-UP: DAYTONA COINS KEPT BY MAN DREAMCAST-LIKE TOWEL SPOTTED IN BURNHAM-ON-SEA PRESUMABLY UNOFFICIAL SONIC BRANDED SAVOURY SNACK ... FEEL YOURSELF FRIDAY - PS3 DEADER THAN EVER ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00042 FAT AND UNHEALTHY MEN PROUD TO ENDORSE "GAMER GRUB... SONY ENTERS DEATH SPIRAL - ISSUES PROFIT WARNING O... THE HTML ERAS
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
No, neither do I.
Avast!
It's the internet equivalent of dialling 141 before a number and doing a crank call.
How much ram IS in the pc? 500 rams?
At least when I have a moan, I go to the trouble of signing in/registering.
:)
p.s. Fuck off Anonymous.
Flock off, I've herd that one before.
My cousin showed me a laptop she wanted for uni and asked me 'how much pentinum is it?'.
I'd love to go into PC World and ask them that very question, but I'm too ashamed to go to PC World.
Also, the comments on these LOL PS3 SALES threads are always so much more entertaining than the actual article...
What a dilemma. I'll probably just smoke a pipe and read private eye in bed.
You've ruined self abuse Fridays Zorg by posting something else which is actually interesting/ mildly arousing. The best I can hope for is a wet dream where 100 24" plush Amy's rip my clothes off and girls aloud chuck their new fangled lime green DS's in the bin and crack open the baby oil... hmmm ... just hope Tails doesn't creep into my dream or I may go off the boil.
PS3 million sellers numbers: http://vgchartz.com/worldtotals.php?name=&console=PS3&publisher=&sort=Total
PSP million sellers numbers: http://vgchartz.com/worldtotals.php?name=&console=PSP&publisher=&sort=Total
While the PS3 registers some 36~37 million games with a 16.22 million system install base, PSP registers approximately 40 million games with a 40 million system install base, and this is considering games that managed to sell a million or more units only.
Conclusion: people don't buy PSP systems for (buying and) playing games, or do so in an even poorer proportion than the "OMG 599.99 D0LLARZ!!1111!" Blu-ray player.