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Shit food for fat American WoW players and dangerously thin South Koreans who haven't eaten since Friday for fear of leaving the PC and dishonouring their party. Never before have we been this patronised.



Oh right, so it's peanut butter and jam that powers all those athletes.




The Pizza Marketing Board will love this association between eating pizza and intelligence, rather than childhood obesity.




Inspired by Winston Churchill, who personally had the Kit Kat invented in early 1940 as a snack to keep him going and strategically alert through the small hours of night in the War Room.




The good thing about Gamer Grub is the people who exist on Gamer Grub will die before us.

SAN DIEGO--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Biosilo Foods today announced that Gamer Grub(tm) has become the official snack supplier of the World Cyber Games (WCG) USA 2008 (www.wcg.com/usa). Through this partnership, Gamer Grub will supply its great tasting, healthy line of performance snacks to the gamers participating in WCG USA at E for All in Los Angeles, CA from October 3 - 5, 2008.

Additionally, Gamer Grub will sponsor the reception for World Cyber Games USA players and VIPs during E for All to honor the top WCG USA competitors that will attend the WCG 2008 Grand Final, held from November 5 - 9, 2008 in Cologne, Germany.

"World Cyber Games USA is extremely excited to partner with Gamer Grub and introduce it to America's and the world's elite gamers," said Michael Arzt, general manager of World Cyber Games USA. "We believe that this new innovative performance snack product is a great asset to pro and recreational gamers alike and can become a 'must-have' new accessory in the market."

Designed for hungry gamers who want to continue playing games while consuming snacks, Gamer Grub is a great tasting, healthy line of performance snacks. With a patent-pending formulation to support cognitive functions, gamers will have the opportunity to boost core gaming systems and speed reaction times for maximum gaming performance. The ergonomic packaging design maximizes fast-action dispensing of the snack - eliminating the potential of keyboard crumbs and greasy fingers.

"We are honored to have this opportunity to become the official snack supplier for WCG USA 2008. We believe we have tapped into a whole new category of peripherals with Gamer Grub and will help gamers reach a new level of performance," said Keith Mullin, founder and CEO of Biosilo Foods.

Gamer Grub is currently offered in four tasty flavors; Action Pizza, Sports PB&J, Racing Wasabi and Strategy Chocolate. Gamer Grub will be available online and at retail stores beginning in 2009. For more information on Gamer Grub, visit www.gamergrub.com.
Blogger Allan said...
They have got some high profile celebrities in - that's Russell Brand, and The Stig out of Top Gear, if I'm not mistaken.
Blogger Allan said...
They have some good celebrity endorsement though - thats Russell Brand in the second one and The Stig out of Top Gear in the last.

Not sure about the third one - obviously the artist just decided to draw some computer type stuff when he ran out of time on the Friday.
Blogger Allan said...
Now I look like a lunatic.

Good.
Blogger Brian said...
Are they a drink? A bar? Crisps? None of those sound appealing in any way.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
'peripherals'
Anonymous Bender said...
Bachelor Chow.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I wonder if they have a Gamer Grub Club you can join? I'd sign up for that if I got a monthly newsletter with interesting recipes and an amusing letter section with a star letter prize. I'd require a badge or perhaps a certificate or no deal.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://live.xbox.com/member/UKresistance

You will meet my demands or it get's worse!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This is what the "grub" actually consists of...
http://gamergrub.com/img/frame_bg/pg_drilldown_sports.jpg
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
You have three times the "Gamerscore" I have, so please carry on.
Blogger weatherbox said...
AAAAH! That's amazing/awful/depressing! What about the company name? Biosilo? What, do the cook this shit up in huge vats of nuclear waste or something?!
I need to egt hold of some of this and keep it for appreciation in the future when we look back at the golden age of the internet, and also because I'm a bit peckish and I can't be fucked making a microwave dinner.
Anonymous CutmanMike said...
The name Action Pizza with a stereotyped "hero" on top just reeks of lols
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"The ergonomic packaging design maximizes fast-action dispensing of the snack - eliminating the potential of keyboard crumbs and greasy fingers."

Translation: specially designed for the lazy.

Also, /pedant: many athletes do in fact start match day with a PB&J. The real thing, mind, not Generic Food Substance with Artificial Flavours. Mashed groundnuts and boiled strawberries have a lot of vitamins, or something.
Anonymous Robo Hitler said...
Just wait untill somebody goes out raping whilst high on gamer grub. The right wing media are going to be all fucking over it
Blogger Elden said...
Oh my god. When I went to E for All over the weekend, they had samples of this stuff. I had a sample and threw up later that day. I'm not exhaggurating (is that how you spell it?) either. I guess it's because I'm allergic to all kinds of nuts, and this shit is pretty much all nuts. Action Pizza.... oh jesus.....why? You tasted NOTHING like pizza, nor action.
OpenID supernightmaren said...
what was that one kind of old food called?

oh yeah, vegetables or something?
OpenID supernightmaren said...
i hate to clutter up more of the precious comment space, but i just noticed the tagline for the action pizza: http://gamergrub.com/grub/action.php

"guns and pizza, what else is there?"

i'm pretty sure i saw this on the "welcome to texas" roadsign.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"guns and pizza, what else is there?"

Rib-eye Steak
Pissweak beer
Pickup trucks
Hounddogs
Female cousins
Blogger P.P.A. said...
I only drink mineral water.
And sometimes tea.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
But what is it? Is it liquid, powder?

I sort of imagine it to be a grimy powdery substance. A bit like protein weight lifter food. I can sort of imagine fat bloater gamers getting stuck into it, under their nails, all over their Star Trek Riker t-shirts, believing it will make them buff but actually just make them fatter.
Blogger Badben said...
Allan you lunatic :)

"With a patent-pending formulation to support cognitive functions, gamers will have the opportunity to boost core gaming systems ..."

This shit affects my 360???
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's tubs of nuts, dried fruit, chocolate chips and rice crackers.

The product shots on the website actually make it look quite tasty. Though you'd probably be better / cheaper with something out of the whole foods section of Tesco where you're not paying for targeted marketing and embarrasing artwork.
Blogger Asdf said...
How do chocolate chips and rice crackers eliminate keyboard crumbs?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
One step closer to when we all live in nutrient pods!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So this is what "current-gen" gamers need to keep them awake playing all those turgid games...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you're not hungry you can use it as a one shot cup, or wear a condom for multiple usage.

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