The only solace taken from this sort of drivel is that it is at least costing Sony money to spew out and maintain. £14 to renew the domain name is £14 less to spend on PS3 development. Every little hinders.
Sad to see you go, TS. It was moderate-at-best while it lasted. We are claiming this as a victory, by the way. A crushing victory. This tea we are drinking right now? It is not tea, it is the BLOOD of Three Speech! Expect the domain to be a list of links to Amazon in about three months time.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. INSANE SEGA/PLAYSTATION BOOTLEG MESS SEGA SATURN "IN STOCK" IN BULGARIA, SEGA-LIKE AIRP... ELECTRONIC ARTS CANCELS PS3 DEVELOPMENT OF RED ALE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00026 BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY CANCELS "THE GETAWAY 3" SEGA WORLD SYDNEY - PROMOTIONAL VIDEO Wii FAMILY TRAINING'S ODD SLIPPERS Wii FAMILY SKI FOOT FETISH SPECIAL POSSIBLY ONCE-COOL BAND ENDORSES SONIC
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
You guys have completely lost the plot, and reached an all time low. How the hell do you give something like this sex appeal?
I don’t believe it.
Oh and you have been completely owned…
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/06/sony-pr-blog-three-speech-jumped-shark.html
Comment by Dave the drummer — Jun 10, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
Just thought id copy that of three speech before the mod remove it, nice one dave
however having said that, i do like this site a lot after all.
Choosing Spyro for a card creates a Catch 22 situation with the furries; a high score would cause mass empathy with the editor responsible and increase the number of furries visiting, while a low score would cause mass cries of persecution and favouritism... increasing the number of furries visiting. As the law of the Internet dictates, anything attracting a large group of furries in one go is permanently scarred and will forever have 'Furry Lovers/Haters' associated with its image. This can only be good news for us.
If we could get a video of ThreeSpeech's (inevitably awkward) meetings about the subject, it would be like pissing upon the coffin.
Oh
http://www.trutje.nl/images/shitsies/dragon.jpg
Really?
http://www.zoofur.com/dragon.html