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We're not sure what is happening here. Most of the family is wearing slippers. Does the game require you to wear slippers? Or is dad just funny about protecting his new laminate flooring?


Wii Family Training Special Shoe CONSPIRACY

A seemingly innocent "casual" gaming scene. Until you look closer. Until you look at the horrors lurking on their feet.


Wii Family Training Special Shoe CONSPIRACY

Mum is wearing special slippers.


Wii Family Training Special Shoe CONSPIRACY

The daughter is wearing the very same special slippers. Plus she has bruised calves that indicate either (a) an active outdoor lifestyle or (b) a violent physical relationship with an older man who likes to hold her upside-down by her ankles.


Wii Family Training Special Shoe CONSPIRACY

The boy's "shoes" are the oddest of the lot. It would appear they have drawn lines on his socks to create the illusion of him wearing the special sandals. What odd conspiracy have we uncovered here?


Wii Family Training Special Shoe CONSPIRACY

Dad got sandals. Do they come with the game?
Blogger Abdul Rahman said...
I think you need to take a holiday Zorg
Blogger Sponge Finge said...
Yes these just look like slippers you can buy in Muji. I don't see any horrors. Double meds for Idiot?
Blogger P.P.A. said...
We all already know the Wii and especially its ad campaigns suck. Please get back to posting SEGA-related things now.
Blogger Enn said...
I'd like to know why Dad's readying himself to punch his son through the telly.
Blogger PhotoBoy said...
Surely Shenmue taught us all that the Japanese don't like wearing shoes in the house...
Blogger 2700mAh said...
Is dad giving the Invisible Man a handjob?
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...
Poor fake living room set up, the scenery dresser forgot to put that rather shitty framed picture back up, the one in the corner that usually sells in The Range for about 20 quid!
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
nice adidas sweatshop socks
Blogger fujiwaratofu said...
to give zorg his credit...I believe he was intimating about the "mental institution"-like slippers.

...but no its not a great article

2/10

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