It's EA dumping PlayStation3. That's AWESOME and means there's one less game for morons to put on their little lists of "Games That Will Turn Things Around For PS3."
DEAD. PlayStation3 is now officially the Dreamcast of this generation. In terms of developer support, that is. Not quality of games or unspoken feelings of attachment.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00026 BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY CANCELS "THE GETAWAY 3" SEGA WORLD SYDNEY - PROMOTIONAL VIDEO Wii FAMILY TRAINING'S ODD SLIPPERS Wii FAMILY SKI FOOT FETISH SPECIAL POSSIBLY ONCE-COOL BAND ENDORSES SONIC ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00025 ACTUAL EMAIL CONTACT FROM ULALA! PS3 LIE WATCH: MOTORSTORM PACIFIC RIFT
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Anyway, it's interesting to read that someone actually cares about the shovelware crap EA has been shoving up our arses for years, now. That's one down, suckers ^^
Sure, I am a little disappointed, but since EA acquired Westwood the entire series has taken quite a few wrong turns.
Also I had a friend who went to Tokyo and visited the Sony building and he came back different. He loves Sony now days.
Perhaps people could say postulate whether they 'would' or 'wouldn't' the little electric boats?
Blue boats - Wouldn't
Lightning stuff - Oh go on then
gmjeef- Genetically modified beef
I am amazed to find some Pissy 3 owners on UKR who are being extremely calm though. By now I would of expected a couple of self-righteous comments that attempt to find good in this generation's Dreamcast only to spoil it all by sticking something along the lines of 'Fucktard' at the end, thereby rendering the whole comment useless.