This thing in which we "live blogged" the downloading of the Ninja Gaiden II demo. This thing about people whose job is listing the specs of laptops about to suffer a bit more. This thing in which we get to the heart of the racism-in-games debate. This thing about what a clever man made for Wii. This thing about the the Eee PC 901, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY CANCELS "THE GETAWAY 3" SEGA WORLD SYDNEY - PROMOTIONAL VIDEO Wii FAMILY TRAINING'S ODD SLIPPERS Wii FAMILY SKI FOOT FETISH SPECIAL POSSIBLY ONCE-COOL BAND ENDORSES SONIC ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00025 ACTUAL EMAIL CONTACT FROM ULALA! PS3 LIE WATCH: MOTORSTORM PACIFIC RIFT ONE OF THESE OBJECTS IS AROUSING THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Wouldn't have stopped me.
Left= "bag job" wood if only because shes probably a crazed ho in bed...shes probably just been banged by the photographer...just look at her hair and smile!