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Dreamcast 2 is all but confirmed thanks to a 1000% rise in logo appearances as part of SEGA's clever and underground guerilla awareness-raising campaign. If ever a pair of curtains signalled a possible return to the hardware market...


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"More things that kinda look like a dreamcast logo... my curtains. Not very exciting, but there you go. Lots of love, SolidGoldChimp."


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Not very exciting? NOT VERY EXCITING?! The appearance of the HOLY SIGN upon a pair of HUMBLE CURTAINS is surely a portent that the fabled RE-ENTRY TO THE HARDWARE MARKET is imminent! E3 2008 is only about six weeks away!!

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Blogger Badben said...
Uh Oh Zorg; a comment about how CAPSLOCK gives someone SWILLMAN FLASHBACKS can only be moments away...
Blogger Halverde said...
Sega would never endorse such an ineffective pair of curtains.
Blogger Ric said...
Curtains with a Face #1!
Blogger The 9000 said...
Don't go chiding Zorg for the use of caps. It's funny.

The problem with Swillman was the poor emulation of Zorgisms. I hope that doesn't mean Zorg now has to stop doing the funny version.

This has got me thinking about a Zorgasm now. What the hell is a Zorgasm?

Eurgh.
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Blogger Nathan said...
We have a King size duvet cover plastered with Dreamcast logos. Even more convincing than the logos on those curtains.
Blogger Enn said...
Now I'm having a Swillman flashback combined with Zorgasms.

Swillman, you got mentally violate'd!
Blogger Richard said...
This is definately more interesting than the new Sonic Chronicles trailer that was released today...
Blogger Caleb said...
I don't have curtains in my apartment...

But I would buy a set of these.
Blogger AT said...
Dreamcast curtains are all well and good, but how come we haven't seen any coverage of the new Golden Axe game coming out (a la the whole silliness that revolved around Sega Superstars Tennis)?

G.A. is a Sega original. Sort it out, Zorg!
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
I just assumed modern 3D beat 'em up = inevitably shite.

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