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This has to be a comedy edit of the Unreal Tournament 3 entry, otherwise civilisation as a whole is in a far more rapid state of decline than we initially projected.


Or it might be an ironic stream-of-consciousness style essay by someone who's had too much Coke today.
Blogger JVC said...
New word: comedit.
Blogger cowbrain said...
What did I do to my hair this morning? I comedit!
Blogger Nick said...
I see that's been slightly edited since.

And not by me. Honest Guv.
Blogger Josh said...
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
Lovely stories.
Blogger convercide said...
I still find it amusing how no-one has corrected my Lair corruption. In the Story section: "Aggressive Asylian leaders are leading in to the path of the inevitable after the Mokai launch a surprise attack against them from the rear."

It's been there for months.
Blogger BIS 200 said...
"I still find it amusing how no-one has corrected my Lair corruption."

Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...
I didn't even know UT had any story to speak of! It seems to be full of very butch guys who seem to be overly compensating for something?!
Blogger Allan said...
Shhh, you'll ruin everything.

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