UNTIL, that is, NOW:
It's an advert for a dating site. And yes, they are using Mega Drive controllers for some unknown but no doubt deeply ironic and clever reason.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. GIZMONDO MAKING A COMEBACK - WE WILL FINALLY HAVE ... A BIG PHOTO OF SONIC SELLING BURGERS MICROSOFT PRODUCES GOODS *AGAIN* IN KOREA COMPUTER! MAGNIFY SECTOR A1... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS REWRITES THE LAWS OF MATHEM... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00011 BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS #1: RIHANNA THE FAMED GERMAN SENSE OF HUMOUR WE ARE SUDDENLY EXCITED ABOUT CHEAP GUITAR HERO CL...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Either that or there is just something stereotypically "controller-like" about these particular controllers.
Or they happened to have them lying around.
FWWFAWGX = For What its Worth, Awesome With Games. Xbox.
Gary tries out a dodgy moustache and does something about batteries.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3kTroROGUho
Oh yes, that's observation, bitches.
He must be proud as its very hard for fat people to succeed at anything these days what with being fat blubbery whale people and all.