They're already being half-hearted about it and can't be bothered to think up names of their own for things. Very promising!
This odd message means it's either a joke or is going to be an even more amusing disaster than the last time.
How is it possible to rise "again" when, initially, it didn't rise above the level of industry joke? Roll on the Gizmondo comeback! Can we be highly-paid consultants with company cars, please?
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A BIG PHOTO OF SONIC SELLING BURGERS MICROSOFT PRODUCES GOODS *AGAIN* IN KOREA COMPUTER! MAGNIFY SECTOR A1... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS REWRITES THE LAWS OF MATHEM... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00011 BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS #1: RIHANNA THE FAMED GERMAN SENSE OF HUMOUR WE ARE SUDDENLY EXCITED ABOUT CHEAP GUITAR HERO CL... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ...
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
You say that, but I personally witnessed some very powerful (and therefore clueless) people seriously considering stocking it in their major retail chain, before we peons vetoed it faster than a UN declaration that would actually sort something out.
It was so close. So close.
On another note, is there even such a word as 'Democratize'? Sounds like one of those corporate weasel words like 'monetize'. I haven't checked, but wouldn't be surprised, the whole thing smacks of marketing consultancy anyway.
Oh dear, and there was me hoping to shamelessly profit from a blog of their ludicrous spending. Sigh.
Oh and I too visited the Gizmondo shop for the brief time it was open on Regent's Street. Apart from a bemused tourist and a floor salesman, I was the only one in there.
I may have used the photo already, but probably didn't seeing as it's not here and that's the day I took the photo.
Sorry. I don't know why I bother leaving comments. They're almost as dull as the actual updates.
Probably a bit of both.
NO WAIT! HE'S THE IMPOSTER!
I've jumped the gun again, haven't I?
I will, of course, take all the credit.