The only thing better than this would be if they put Tim Henman in it to ironically represent Virtua Tennis.
Need to go and have a lie down.
Best SEGA intro movie since Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg, too. Not that that's a particularly good omen.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Why hast thou forsaken your original Mascot Sega????
No Opa-Opa or Wonder Boy either as a matter of fact. Sega didn't begin in 1991, remember your heratige!
Guru Larry (off XLEAGUE.TV)
Better buy smash bros which have some small side-kick such as mario, link or donkey kong, so that it's made obvious who's the coolest.
magnetique.net
Anyway, that looks lovely. Want, get.
http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/01/18/rumor-an-exiled-mascot-returns-to-sega-superstars-tennis/
In fact, the essense of the dreamcast liberally drips off of this intro. I'm drooling in anticipation!
I may be wrong but if Sega had been doing this years ago like Nintendo when they were mainstream popular we could all be playing Sega Go-karting 4 on our Dreamcast 3's. Naked.
Wii Console - £180
Sega Superstar Tennis - £40
Seeing Tim Henman get punched by Alex Kidds huge fist before Amigo starts throwing his own feccess at the UK's Tennis "hero" lying broken on the floor - priceless
Otherwise.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
It's about time we had a solid Sega title.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITLCYlqS9U