Their T-Shirt has Yu Suzuki's name on it and the arcade board number, which we knew, obviously, it's the sort of thing we recite in our sleep. Anyway, we're sure this minor oversight will be corrected immediately and we'll be wearing our new Outrun T-Shirt to work by wednesday morning at the latest.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ATEI ARCADE SHOW 2008 - VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND WE E... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00012 SOMEONE FINALLY MANNED UP AND GOT THEIR CAMERA OUT... GIZMONDO MAKING A COMEBACK - WE WILL FINALLY HAVE ... A BIG PHOTO OF SONIC SELLING BURGERS MICROSOFT PRODUCES GOODS *AGAIN* IN KOREA COMPUTER! MAGNIFY SECTOR A1... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS REWRITES THE LAWS OF MATHEM... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00011
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Oh.
Here's why:
1. "Never mind the polygons" trying to put sex pistols and videogames together is a stupid idea.
2. every shirt is labeled the same on the backside:
Not for commercial use
Not for sale
not for profit (@40$ lol)
Not for re-release
Not for use in the dark
... (keep on going with stupid shit that sounded like it came from the great minds of graphic designers who did nothing but adverts in shit magazines)
3. They put this shirt in a series along with Mario Kart and ... Loco rocco?! And to top it off, Outrun is Number 3?!! Well at at least lettering is blue...
Fuck these shirts, they were not made by real sega fans, the only sensible thing we could do is buy them all, and melt them in a fire and send the big smelly acrylic ball back to them with a tag that says "Fuck off".