The ladies are holding controllers in some of these photos, plus the Xbox 360 logo is clearly visible in a couple of them AND some people are playing games. Therefore it's perfectly within usual update parameters to use these pictures. This is practically news.
Two from the top, four from the bottom, please, Carol.
FROM THIS MAN: "The event is some sort of promotional championship event for NBA 2K8 on the Xbox 360 and it took place late last year in Taipei. It really can't get any more uninteresting than that, a boring yearly update from a company that wishes it were EA games, on the most boring platform available. Which is why it needs Booth Babes, they're very cheap during outside of the exhibition season."
"A girl, ruined by stupid clothes, ridiculous earrings, and a garish Xbox 360 symbol branded upon her neck. Like cattle."
"Can you spot which two in this image own an Xbox?"
"The winner is presented a prize! Given HD-DVD's death, Microsoft has resorted to giving these things away. Look how happy the recipient is. Look how the screen in the background gives an air of Elvis to the presenter's hair."
"Here's the winner's other prize - it's a return ticket to Korea, where he'll probably have to compete with more worthy regional winners and have to go through the same pointless motions yet again with the same ugly people who play basketball games on their Xbox 360s. He is on the verge of tears."
"If you do use these images, please don't mention my name, or my email handle, I do try to as inconspicuous as possible on the internet, because it's full of losers - SOME MAN WHO IS ASHAMED."
And with that, he is gone. Leaving us to write our own captions about hot foreign women with Xbox 360 stickers crudely glued to various parts of their bodies. There's an Xbox sticker just about visible on her arm, for example.
Behold! The tallest ladies of the East!
This is the registration area. Are we really expected to say something funny about this? Maybe we could've managed it in 1998, but not now.
Always good to see what genuine enthusiasm and happiness looks like.
That was too many in a row of men. Sorry about that formatting error. These photos were taken by a man called Rico Shen. Rico also took this one of a man from Intel.
The literal, physical embodiment of the phrase "over the moon."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. COMPUTER! MAGNIFY SECTOR A1... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS REWRITES THE LAWS OF MATHEM... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00011 BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS #1: RIHANNA THE FAMED GERMAN SENSE OF HUMOUR WE ARE SUDDENLY EXCITED ABOUT CHEAP GUITAR HERO CL... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... DEAR SEGA, REGARDING THE NEW OLYMPIC GAME... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00010
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
She can hold my coat while I have the one on the left, I guess.
rmjdb: acronym to help one remember what to do to a boothgirl: rim, mash tits, jizz, dump, bye!
I clicked the image anyway just in case she was simply a victim of you lot's possible crappy MS Paint resizing strategies but nope, she really is a bit barmy.
Not that that would stop me or anything. Heck, she probably wouldn't even see me coming!
nfykg: korean dish
You fools - you glorious fools.
Would, would, would, would, would't (guy), wouldn't (guy), would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would
You'd better not switch the first picture with that of a man to make me look gay.
Dear God he's only sticking his thumb up! Let's hope the "two finger peace sign" police don't snap his thumb off and force feed it to him.
What sort of crazy "individual" does he think he is?
pghbrf - The noise you make when being forced to eat your own thumb.
2) Drug girl
3) Help her 'home' using the pretext she is 'drunk'
4) Crudely brand a Dreamcast logo on her forehead with handy soldering iron
5) Take photo and laminate for future use
And i'll admit I didn't even notice the hat :)