A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ATEI ARCADE SHOW 2008 - VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND WE E... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00012 SOMEONE FINALLY MANNED UP AND GOT THEIR CAMERA OUT... GIZMONDO MAKING A COMEBACK - WE WILL FINALLY HAVE ... A BIG PHOTO OF SONIC SELLING BURGERS MICROSOFT PRODUCES GOODS *AGAIN* IN KOREA COMPUTER! MAGNIFY SECTOR A1... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS REWRITES THE LAWS OF MATHEM... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00011 THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I need to see more fucking weird Sega hardware
They also bite and scratch. Which is not the basis of a good game. Unless it's some kind of furry hentai game. In which case, I won't buy Sega's latest attempt at catering to furries.
Seriously, I do not understand the allure of these sorts of games.
Translations:
1st form: "Pen name"
"Gender": Male or Female
"Age"
"E-mail address"
"E-mail address" (re-type)
"State or Province": There's an option for "Outside Japan"... amazing. Just pick the last option.
"Attach file" (under 512kb)
"Picture title" (under 15 characters)
"Picture comment" (under 150 characters)
These forms might require the use of Japanese characters... so it might not work.
That's my only claim to fame. Don't take it away from me.
Or tangerines.
I just made up most of the answers.