This update is one of those where the main reason for doing it is to get rid of a photo we've had sitting on our desktop for a few weeks or months. It was either put it on the internet now, or bin it. The desktop must be kept tidy at all times.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MICROSOFT PRODUCES GOODS *AGAIN* IN KOREA COMPUTER! MAGNIFY SECTOR A1... SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS REWRITES THE LAWS OF MATHEM... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00011 BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS #1: RIHANNA THE FAMED GERMAN SENSE OF HUMOUR WE ARE SUDDENLY EXCITED ABOUT CHEAP GUITAR HERO CL... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... DEAR SEGA, REGARDING THE NEW OLYMPIC GAME...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
For some worrying reason I now have a mental image of that scene in American Beauty when Kevin Spacey catches his wife in the car with that bloke from The OC, but now all the characters are replaced with Sonic catching Cream in a car with Dr. Robotnik.
I need a beer.
dvwvo: a word verification that means you can't quite figure out what is a 'v' and what is a 'w'.
You also missed out the word 'find' in the very first line of your post.
Doh.
Either that or because every second customer had to get out of the car to collect their food; his head is so huge he can barely get his hands out the window, let alone stretch for the wankers that park too far from the window. =/
Health and saftey would go nuts.