This included the ultimate shame of having to play Xbox Live Arcade games against the likes of us, while smiling as if she (a) knows what's happening and (b) is having fun and would be doing this anyway if she was just at home on her own and using her personal Gamertag.
And she wore a headset. We didn't know they fitted the heads of girls. It must've been specially made.
"Bruises on knees, always keen to please."
Here's one where you can see her shoes. We understand the importance many place upon this aspect of female celebrities.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE FAMED GERMAN SENSE OF HUMOUR WE ARE SUDDENLY EXCITED ABOUT CHEAP GUITAR HERO CL... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... DEAR SEGA, REGARDING THE NEW OLYMPIC GAME... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00010 A VANITY UPDATE REGARDING UKR'S IMMORTALISATION IN... THE LAST BATCH OF PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHAME MORE PSP "LIFESTYLE" SHOTS FROM THE GERMANS UK PS3 SALES UPDATE: SINGSTAR DEMAND STILL SOARING... GAME OF 2007: PROJECT GOTHAM RACING 4
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Would, but only with the lights off.
pkgbsxea = Pink Gameboy. Sexy eh?
A crack addicted tranny, as demonstrate this
http://magazine.libero.it/fotogallery/fg4019/pg2.phtml?from=1
will do anything for a fix. promo photo included, without even shavng legs.
SCYFTW : on more stupid world of warcraft acronym
ysaaayebo: Rihanna's 'real African' name, or something
Wouldn't. Definitely wouldn't.
ODCTVE - How pop singers, and probably Rihanna, spell "octave".
"so much for womens ability to multitask eh Derek"
Just cos she's a girl, its political correctness gone mad.