PHOTOGRAPHS OF A DOG WEARING A SONIC HAT (+BONUS CAT)
This is Stuart's dog and Sonic hat. These photos arrived less than six hours after yesterday's initial appeal. He clearly already had a dog to hand. You could never grow a dog in six hours.
Hopefully when we ask women to send in photos of their tits with "I LOVE UKR" written over them in fake blood like they've cut it into themselves the results will be equally swift and compliant.
A great photo, but the dog should've been roused to a sitting position, by offering a treat or a pat or saying that it's din-dins or walkies time. It's not really joining in. It should also be giving a paw for a bonus. Still, it's a nice doggy. Oh yes it is. Oh yes you are. Oh yessy yessy doggy doggy. Good boy. GOOD BOY.
Still, it's a photo of a dog wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog hat. It's definitely an internet first. And probably also a last.
He even made his cat join in. This looks quite cruel.
BEHIND THE SCENES 'MAKING OF' COMMENTARY FROM STUART:
"The dog is called Blue, and my cat is actually called Sonic (I named him after the good Sonic games, and not the wank ones of late). I'm sure you'll agree that the dog pictures are vastly overshadowed by the ones of the cat. The cat fucking hated wearing the hat, and he almost shat himself every time I put it on him. Lucky for him I managed to get the required shots well within 4 hours."
Of course it could just be Sonic wearing a cat costume on his lower body.
Stupid cat. Cats are so stupid they can't even get things off their heads.
Hopefully when we ask women to send in photos of their tits with "I LOVE UKR" written over them in fake blood like they've cut it into themselves the results will be equally swift and compliant.
A great photo, but the dog should've been roused to a sitting position, by offering a treat or a pat or saying that it's din-dins or walkies time. It's not really joining in. It should also be giving a paw for a bonus. Still, it's a nice doggy. Oh yes it is. Oh yes you are. Oh yessy yessy doggy doggy. Good boy. GOOD BOY.
Still, it's a photo of a dog wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog hat. It's definitely an internet first. And probably also a last.
He even made his cat join in. This looks quite cruel.
BEHIND THE SCENES 'MAKING OF' COMMENTARY FROM STUART:
"The dog is called Blue, and my cat is actually called Sonic (I named him after the good Sonic games, and not the wank ones of late). I'm sure you'll agree that the dog pictures are vastly overshadowed by the ones of the cat. The cat fucking hated wearing the hat, and he almost shat himself every time I put it on him. Lucky for him I managed to get the required shots well within 4 hours."
Of course it could just be Sonic wearing a cat costume on his lower body.
Stupid cat. Cats are so stupid they can't even get things off their heads.
Labels: GONZO
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 2/07/2007 01:23:00 PM
18 Comments:
Oh god thats good. That cat is pissed off. Really really forever pissed off.
YES! My pictures finally made it onto the intertube. I can forget my previous claim to fame of once meeting Tony Hart now. If you think the cat pictures look cruel then you wouldn't have liked the kicking I gave him for refusing to pose properly. In the end I had to use a staple gun to attatch the hat to his neck. The dog is actually a girl. I know it's hard to tell the gender, because you can't see her fanny in the pics so I'll excuse this minute mistake. Top banana Zorg
' The dog is actually a girl. I know it's hard to tell the gender, because you can't see her fanny in the pics so I'll excuse this minute mistake.'
So that would mean the dog is like 3D Sonic and the cat is 2D Sonic.
Maybe next time you should include the dog fanny to remove any future confusion.
Nice one Stu! To think I slagged you off for buying that shit hat once! Now look where it's got you, you're now more famous than a big brother celebrity! The next time you buy something crap on the net again I'll think twice before I slag it off.
If this ends up being the number one topic on newsnow.co.uk will you still remember me? Or are you going for bigger and better things than this shit games shop that we work at in Mansfield?
Yeah all you need to do now is make some racist comments and you could have newspaper coverage for a week. And get lynched.
fucking muslims! They moan and moan about that fat prick allah and they smell of curry. I expect to be in the paper tomorrow.
Sorry Zorg but that 1st picture of the Cat's the funniest thing I've seen on here for ages!
lol, that first picture of the cat made me laugh harder than the last 50 "funny" internet vidoes posted on BXB combined!
Amen to that.
I could take another picture of the Sonic hat on another(bigger)dog? We could turn it into a new internet fad. Maybe we could all buy Sonic hats and take pictures of various animals wearing them? That would almost certainly be ace!
how about larger, potentially more dangerous animals next? like a horse, or a cow, or a budgie or something.
ooh ooh, or a sonic mask on a real hedgehog. eh eh? i await in giddy suspense.
Currently #3 on NewsNow. Everyone loves a human interest pet story.
Someone stick it on a cow and we might even get linked to from Kotaku.
Nah, kataku will pinch it anyway. lets all keep up they hype then my dog and cat will be famous, I can then sell them and retire.
hahaha, kotaku have stolen it.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/sega/cat-with-sonic-head-234866.php
those fucking arses.
Hold on, are you saying that you already had a similar hat and just photographed that instead of going to jockland to buy the fucker? Cheat.
Those Kataku twats. Someone even said it looked photoshopped. I think the trauma the cat is suffering is proof that it was real.
"sonic hat" brings up this update as the third link from the top if you put it in google.
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