Hopefully when we ask women to send in photos of their tits with "I LOVE UKR" written over them in fake blood like they've cut it into themselves the results will be equally swift and compliant.
A great photo, but the dog should've been roused to a sitting position, by offering a treat or a pat or saying that it's din-dins or walkies time. It's not really joining in. It should also be giving a paw for a bonus. Still, it's a nice doggy. Oh yes it is. Oh yes you are. Oh yessy yessy doggy doggy. Good boy. GOOD BOY.
Still, it's a photo of a dog wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog hat. It's definitely an internet first. And probably also a last.
He even made his cat join in. This looks quite cruel.
BEHIND THE SCENES 'MAKING OF' COMMENTARY FROM STUART:
"The dog is called Blue, and my cat is actually called Sonic (I named him after the good Sonic games, and not the wank ones of late). I'm sure you'll agree that the dog pictures are vastly overshadowed by the ones of the cat. The cat fucking hated wearing the hat, and he almost shat himself every time I put it on him. Lucky for him I managed to get the required shots well within 4 hours."
Of course it could just be Sonic wearing a cat costume on his lower body.
Stupid cat. Cats are so stupid they can't even get things off their heads.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
So that would mean the dog is like 3D Sonic and the cat is 2D Sonic.
If this ends up being the number one topic on newsnow.co.uk will you still remember me? Or are you going for bigger and better things than this shit games shop that we work at in Mansfield?
ooh ooh, or a sonic mask on a real hedgehog. eh eh? i await in giddy suspense.
Someone stick it on a cow and we might even get linked to from Kotaku.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/sega/cat-with-sonic-head-234866.php
those fucking arses.