A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE MOST SHAMELESS DS RIP-OFF YET QUITE POSSIBLY THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL OF EVERYTHING... CAPCOM TAKES OVER FROM SEGA AS OUR FAVOURITE COMPA... SONY WANTS TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING PLAYST... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00004 NO, WE ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS AN ESSAY ABOUT PS3 AND RICHARD JACQUES, WITH AN EP... A VIDEO OF THE SPANISH SONIC COSPLAY HERO THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I've still got issues 1 - 84 in the attic. What's the bidding?
As an aside, the word verification stuff has become clear.
zzpbz: uninteresting private parts (hah! as if)
Here's the google link for people who really need their Shenmue fix:
http://tinyurl.com/ywsdgb
i won after burner or something like that, but i only found out about the saturn in the living room after i'd finished shenmue.
when i was in japan in the summer the shop had that same raffle thingy. you had to spend 700 yen to be in with a chance, so i'd top up my buys with little sweets and stuff just to have a go.
didn't win jack shit, though, but every time i did it the twinky twonky tomato shop music was in my head.
good times...
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That's still my desktop picture! Geeze, I should probably bother changing that sometime!
aophnt : A baby elephant.
That's the only thing that's survived from my blog. The shame of it all.
Still, it's better to be remembered for that rather than that wank Halo 3 video that led to my capture.
It's fairly bleak inside.
I wanted some more broccoli today but it was closed even though the cardboard sign said 'Open' and a man was in there looking on a laptop.
I can't be bothered to take a photo.