No one's ever going to read all of this:
We have no option but to take their word for it when they say this is what happenes when you look at Richard's MySpace page on a PS3. Here is the story...
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A FOOL AND A PLAYSTATION...
Me and my ill educated friend enjoy reading your site and often read through your archives together. My ill educated friend is so ill educated that he bought a PS3 shortly after its release, and is incapable of reading things that should make him feel degraded for doing so. Anyway, he reads the site, ironically, on his PS3, and the other day he clicked the link you gave to Richard's MySpace.
To our surprise the PS3 failed to load the page! The error said "there wasn't enough memory" which isn't a surprise as the console is shit and only has 256MB of ram, not even enough to run Photoshop CS2. Which it can't do anyway as Sony's "home computer" thing doesn't allow you to install things. What is a surprise is that this only happens on Jacques' MySpace page. Other MySpace pages of lesser people work fine, but Richard's will not load and crashes the browser. This is surely a sick joke from Sony. I guess they have a problem with the genius himself, and SEGA, and are just intolerant of better companies. But hey, this is expected of Sony. I hate them as much as you do. The enclosed photos are pretty poor, especially the last one, but you get the idea. Sorry if having to see something on a PS3 burns your eye sockets but we all have a job to do.
Sony has clearly caught us sleeping in this war. Now is the time to retaliate!
From Adam in Durham
PS. Warhawk is now out on PS3 for download / purchase in stores, has no single player (online exclusive) and despite being a fairly good effort at a PS3 exclusive game plus being an alright price of 20 quid, it is impossible to get into a match. Create your own and the max players is four. I wonder when Sony will learn that making something online exclusive doesn't mean it's better, it just means that the only people that can "enjoy" it are persistent fat Americans. The end had better be nigh...
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A VIDEO OF THE SPANISH SONIC COSPLAY HERO ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00003 FIRMWARE 2.0 SAVES PLAYSTATION3! SOMETHING VERY ODD HAPPENED ON MONDAY INVOLVING SO... RARE SEGA RED COAT SPOTTED IN THE WILD THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00002 DEEP INSIDE SEGA EUROPE - SEGABUCKS!
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
NO.
This was in New Scientist a few weeks ago. What a missed opportunity to ridicule Sony in front of science-reading nerds! As the PS3 doesn't have "mass appeal" (like the Wii) and sells itself on protein folding@home, that's probably their core demographic.
Disclaimer: I am a nerd with a Wii.
My machine is definitely female, as it looks better the more money I spend on it, and it stores things away where I cannot find them.
odd.