It probably adds lots of new things to the memory game genre. 8/10.
But when Ubisoft does it, it is WRONG.
And when Majesco does it, it is also WRONG.
Especially when there's more than one.
And when Agetec does it, it is also WRONG.
And when Natsume does it, it is also WRONG.
And when 505 Games does it, it is also WRONG.
Especially when there's more than one.
Especially when there's more than two.
Especially when there's more than three.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00004 NO, WE ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS AN ESSAY ABOUT PS3 AND RICHARD JACQUES, WITH AN EP... A VIDEO OF THE SPANISH SONIC COSPLAY HERO ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00003 FIRMWARE 2.0 SAVES PLAYSTATION3! SOMETHING VERY ODD HAPPENED ON MONDAY INVOLVING SO... RARE SEGA RED COAT SPOTTED IN THE WILD
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
quzqubt - Soviet era brain training game involving the torture of foreign nationals.
It's Atama Scan, the prequel to Kokoro Scan? The game with the greatest trailer EVER? The one with the dancing guitar playin bear with nipples for eyes?
Bah. Never mind.
I used to like 505 Games :(
http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/Ubisoft_threatens_legal_action_over_pornographic_depiction_of_Jade_Raymond
lol
And don't ripe on Agetec, they have a cool sounding name and probably did a worthwhile game some time ago. Or not. Hum. Yeah well they did publish Metal Slug X on PSX. SNK lives!
I'm worried
I'm a little drunkard
http://sabretooth.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/36/36f86302adb651823054378fac13a42bf34adc98.jpg
I didn't make it, so please don't send me any nasty letters Ubisoft.
Surprisingly there's not a whole lot you can do with that post Beavis & Butthead. It almost seems wholesome.