OH SEGA :(
We're okay with you doing this sort of thing, as long as all the profits it makes are reinvested in starting up the hardware division again.
It probably adds lots of new things to the memory game genre. 8/10.
But when Ubisoft does it, it is WRONG.
And when Majesco does it, it is also WRONG.
Especially when there's more than one.
And when Agetec does it, it is also WRONG.
And when Natsume does it, it is also WRONG.
And when 505 Games does it, it is also WRONG.
Especially when there's more than one.
Especially when there's more than two.
Especially when there's more than three.
It probably adds lots of new things to the memory game genre. 8/10.
But when Ubisoft does it, it is WRONG.
And when Majesco does it, it is also WRONG.
Especially when there's more than one.
And when Agetec does it, it is also WRONG.
And when Natsume does it, it is also WRONG.
And when 505 Games does it, it is also WRONG.
Especially when there's more than one.
Especially when there's more than two.
Especially when there's more than three.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 11/16/2007 01:52:00 PM
11 Comments:
My favourite one has to be "I did it Mum." Did what exactly? Menstruate?
quzqubt - Soviet era brain training game involving the torture of foreign nationals.
I hope you've used all those "then"s instead of "than"s in an ironic dig at stupid Americans.
Zorg, you do realise that "Mind Quiz" is a Sega game, right, ond only published by Ubisoft in the west?
It's Atama Scan, the prequel to Kokoro Scan? The game with the greatest trailer EVER? The one with the dancing guitar playin bear with nipples for eyes?
Bah. Never mind.
There's more than four if you count the boy version of I Did It Mum. In fact more than six, because they published Brain Buster and Left Brain Right Brain (as "Left or Right") in Europe.
I used to like 505 Games :(
jade Raymond update:
http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/Ubisoft_threatens_legal_action_over_pornographic_depiction_of_Jade_Raymond
lol
Jade update is totally downgrade man. Just a comic, was hoping some fake porn Photoshop.
And don't ripe on Agetec, they have a cool sounding name and probably did a worthwhile game some time ago. Or not. Hum. Yeah well they did publish Metal Slug X on PSX. SNK lives!
Brain Assist's left-most character AWFULLY resembles Pedobear!
I'm worried
or is that right?
I'm a little drunkard
I see Sega are still catering to their core audience of Sonic Furry fans by picturing a bear doing his sex face on the cover.
Jade photoshop porn, you say?
http://sabretooth.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/36/36f86302adb651823054378fac13a42bf34adc98.jpg
I didn't make it, so please don't send me any nasty letters Ubisoft.
"I Did It Mum"
Surprisingly there's not a whole lot you can do with that post Beavis & Butthead. It almost seems wholesome.
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