They're suspiciously well padded 'downstairs' - which suggests taped-up male genitalia could be lurking beneath those nappy-like pants. We are seeking clarification from Capcom over the issue at this very moment, before any 'christening' of the photo takes place.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY WANTS TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING PLAYST... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00004 NO, WE ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS AN ESSAY ABOUT PS3 AND RICHARD JACQUES, WITH AN EP... A VIDEO OF THE SPANISH SONIC COSPLAY HERO ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00003 FIRMWARE 2.0 SAVES PLAYSTATION3!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
In that order.
...and I'm spent.
(Michael I'm with you... where's the high-res! xD)
luetcvro: Russian word meaning "you are fucked" xD
Two, three, one, four five.
Three I want to take home and serve some home cooked meals, to give her a bit more soft bits and a few less bony surfaces.
nfzvwjl: Yet another Polish beer trying to capitalize on the success with British drinks and homesick illegal immigrants.
*In bed.
You stick to masturbating over pics of Blue hedgehogs. You made your Sega bed now lay in it.