Tectoy can, to be blunt, stick its licensed, recycled rubbish up its own arse.
Also, we have HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of paying for Golden fucking Axe on various retro compilations. And that type of blue plastic always breaks in minutes. If you want to do this sort of thing, hack a PSP. Free Mega Drive games for ever and a powerful sense of rebellion against The Man.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. AN ESSAY ABOUT PS3 AND RICHARD JACQUES, WITH AN EP... A VIDEO OF THE SPANISH SONIC COSPLAY HERO ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00003 FIRMWARE 2.0 SAVES PLAYSTATION3! SOMETHING VERY ODD HAPPENED ON MONDAY INVOLVING SO... RARE SEGA RED COAT SPOTTED IN THE WILD THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00002
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
My girlfriend's either buying me a Sega Nomad or Paulina James's first anal DVD for Christmas. This will be such a happy time.
I heard the SPLOOGE from here!
Also, if you're going to use a colloquialism, American ISN'T the one to use =o)
fksxpb: Sounds like the best drinking establishment ever!
But they've got a well known infamy about fucking up well lived Sega titles like Wondeboy, by slapping cartoon licenses on them that noones ever heard of...
Monica in Monsterland? Fuck off!
Oh, and "ain't" ain't an American colloquialism, it first appeared in civil war-era England.
dywiyu - an American colloquialism meaning "die, will you?"
you don't need a psp for that ! even a gba can do it xD
or a ds =3
Meanwhile, Streets Of Rage 2 has online co-op for the entire game and every game has Xbox achievements and perfect emulation.
Furthermore if you don't like the jaggy old MegaDrive graphics then you can turn on the smoothing which blurs the visuals into softer and rounder shapes while still keeping the look and feel of the original game.
Long live the 360! It's not just Sega history... it's IMPROVED Sega history!
Well done, Sega... Now just don't ruin it by releasing Sonic 3 on it's own! "Sonic 3 & Knuckles" is the only choice!
ARGH
They look horrid. Completely bastardised, give me an original Megadrive on a decent CRT through RGB any day. Fucking HD bollocks is no good for old Megadrive games.