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We punched in. We blogged. We punched out again. These are the updates created for elsewhere that met the minimum required standard for publication this week.

  • This thing about the world's fastest lift, which reveals personal details about our deprived upbringing in the woods.

  • This thing about the Ninja Gaiden 2 box, because it was late and we hadn't done very much work that day so thought it would be a good idea to knock a quick one out before home time.

  • This thing about an angry dad suing Microsoft and putting Linux on your PC as revenge.

  • This thing about HD DVD sales which features the world's most unnecessary bit of PS3 bashing.

  • This thing about a really big printer, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:


    This week's updates were slightly better than last week's batch, but still not enough to break through the psychological 6/10 barrier.
    Blogger Halverde said...
    I often knock a quick one out before home time.

    qsaemu - Rod Hull's last words
    Blogger Ian said...
    Not sure if I would, her legs are too shiny. Ladyboy?
    Blogger Scully1888 said...
    That's not a really big printer at all. It's a really tiny Asian woman.

    Either way, I still would.
    Blogger Anthony Barret said...
    That's the first time I ever said "Fuck me" at the sight of a giant HP printer.

    Usually I'm fighting a zany super villain on top of one then dragging it back to the old cave as a conversation piece for whatever young boy I'm training that week. Crime fighting training. Just to clarify.

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