This thing about the world's fastest lift, which reveals personal details about our deprived upbringing in the woods. This thing about the Ninja Gaiden 2 box, because it was late and we hadn't done very much work that day so thought it would be a good idea to knock a quick one out before home time. This thing about an angry dad suing Microsoft and putting Linux on your PC as revenge. This thing about HD DVD sales which features the world's most unnecessary bit of PS3 bashing. This thing about a really big printer, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
This week's updates were slightly better than last week's batch, but still not enough to break through the psychological 6/10 barrier.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. NO, WE ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS AN ESSAY ABOUT PS3 AND RICHARD JACQUES, WITH AN EP... A VIDEO OF THE SPANISH SONIC COSPLAY HERO ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00003 FIRMWARE 2.0 SAVES PLAYSTATION3! SOMETHING VERY ODD HAPPENED ON MONDAY INVOLVING SO... RARE SEGA RED COAT SPOTTED IN THE WILD THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
qsaemu - Rod Hull's last words
Either way, I still would.
Usually I'm fighting a zany super villain on top of one then dragging it back to the old cave as a conversation piece for whatever young boy I'm training that week. Crime fighting training. Just to clarify.