This isn't just a bit like Nintendogs. It actually is Nintendogs. We can only hope all involved in the creation of this product walk with their heads bowed and tears welling up inside BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY HAVE DONE.
We did some research for once! It's a Japanese game called Hana Deka Club, which licenses the work of Japanese photographer Yoneo Morita and has applied it to a Nintendogs clone. This doesn't make its existence any less reprehensible.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
They don't approve concept like Sony or MS so essentially as long as your Donkey Dung Simulator is bug-free you're good to go! Hey why not port it to Wii while you're at it!
And "most shameless DS rip-off yet"? Even if you pretend no one ever made a game about dogs before Nintendogs, surely that award would go to one of the entirely dog-focused games like Dogz 2 - at least in this one they took the time to stick ducks and shit in it.
Marketing 101 ladz.
http://www.smspower.org/db/neko_daisuki-gg-jp.shtml
They even sold Kawashima's Brain Training games through Sega Toys before nintendo developed anything.