FROM HIM: "Imagine my jubilation this morning when on a Monday morning trudge to the office, I spotted this bright red angel a little ahead of me. Apologies for the shitty quality etc. You'll see he's brandishing a clipboard – I'll wager there's an army of these angels on a mission to petition. If this isn't evidence of the Dreamcast's imminent return then... - Andromeda."
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Here is the AMAZING TRUE STORY behind the red SEGA jacket:
"It's an Arsenal coach jacket. From when that goon at SEGA decided it would be better getting a free box at Highbury than informing the world of the single greatest piece of technology ever - Stefanio Walterelli."
LATE EDITION CORRECTION!
This the the ACTUAL amazing true story behind the red SEGA jacket:
"The jacket is not anything to do with Arsenal but is in fact an official SEGA Rally (as in the new one) jacket that was sold to SEGA staff only and given away as comp prizes some place. I work at SEGA and was on the QA team for Rally, but decided that I wasn't middle-aged enough to buy such a comfy, practical yet ugly piece of marketing apparel. Several did, however, and the office is somewhat littered with these things. If you're interested I may be able to get hold of one for you? - Will."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00002 DEEP INSIDE SEGA EUROPE - SEGABUCKS! TWO WOMEN SPOTTED PLAYING HALO AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE WENT TO THE LONDON GAME CAREER... SONY'S 'ORANGE DEATH SLIME' IMPLICATED IN MEGA DRI... BAFTA IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT GAMES ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00001
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
He was here. What do I win? is this like Pokemon?
lzwdphey - His elven name.
frjixvx - Sony's venture into the fridge-freezer market. It also cooks the food when it sets itself on fire.
The new Football Manager box is red and the jacket is sorta football coach style. A promotional item of a few weeks in age rather than some relic of a bygone era.. sorry I mean a retro classic.
Arsenal are a football team - one of their nicknames is "The Arse", HAR HAR.
ggnky - what people on the internets looks like.