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MASS SUICIDES AT SONY JAPAN
Xbox 360 outsold PlayStation3 in Japan last week. This heaps shame on the families and friends of all associated with Sony, a deep shame that will infect their children and their children's children for 1000 years.

It is a good time to be selling suicide paraphernalia in the vicinity of Sony's Japanese HQ.

JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING NOVEMBER 4
DS: 78,597
PSP: 59,714
Wii: 37,617
360: 17,673
PS3: 17,434
PS2: 10,209

Then it hit me... GIVE UP

New hardware variation required, Sony! Keep them coming and soon you might hit on one people actually want.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 11:43:00 AM 6 comments
Blogger ecaps said...
Hehe. So the XBOX360 sold 14.000 more than last week and Sony about 1000 less ...
Muhaha....
I heard a rumour that every Sony employee will get a free Seppuku-Kit for christmas.
1:05 PM  
Blogger GG said...
Go! Go, PS2! Rise up, and destroy your child who abandoned backward compatibility with you.
1:48 PM  
Blogger Simon said...
Its only because Ace Combat came out on 360. it'll be back the other way round next week.
2:41 PM  
Blogger Dawginson said...
Their next model should be a PS3 case sealed around an XB360. People might actually buy that, and the console might end up a bit smaller too.
11:10 AM  
Blogger ken said...
I bet you PS3 sales will increase by 163,000 units over the xmas period...the reason? The power of the Kaz...read on for a potential scenario.

Internal Memo to all Sony staff:

From Kaz Hirai,

Dear all worthless sony employees,

If you want to get any sort of xmas bonus this year then please go out there and each of you buy a PS3 before xmas.

Kaz out
10:00 PM  
Blogger Carriageman said...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7095976.stm

sales reach 100,000 in one week, my arse
9:31 AM  

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