Sony is back, back, BACK!
As ever, it's a comedy riot over at official European PS3 hate focal point Three Speech. Reactions to the world's most disappointing update have been a bit, shall we say, muted.
The winner was found as early as post three. Please email us to claim your free t-shirt, "Trond". Brilliant work. Precise, yet emotional.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. SOMETHING VERY ODD HAPPENED ON MONDAY INVOLVING SO... RARE SEGA RED COAT SPOTTED IN THE WILD THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00002 DEEP INSIDE SEGA EUROPE - SEGABUCKS! TWO WOMEN SPOTTED PLAYING HALO AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE WENT TO THE LONDON GAME CAREER... SONY'S 'ORANGE DEATH SLIME' IMPLICATED IN MEGA DRI... BAFTA IS STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT GAMES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Stangely that makes the psp slightly more usefull than a perforated condom which I guess is as good as it will ever get for the format
Sod that, I got one for a quid. And then modded it, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
I.e. it allowed us all to get back to 1.5 and copy games again.
On the plus side, I've just got a new PC and there's some really good stuff out now and coming soon.
(fake edit: actually i now realise that Microsoft came up with the term "blade", Sony don't use it. which makes a bit more sense, it definitely sounds like something the yanks would come up with. and i suppose if i was going to get all conspiratorial i'd say that was why you didn't slag it off)