This thing about broken horses. This thing about airships. This thing about a boring graph illustrating power consumption that you should only read if you're so bored you are literally about to attempt suicide with a hole punch and stapler. This thing about a robot. This thing about avant-garde new-wave European product photography, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
This week's output gets a workmanlike 5/10. Next week's keyword to look out for is 'erogenous'.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SHENMUE DREAM LIVES ON IN BRISTOL THE MOST SHAMELESS DS RIP-OFF YET QUITE POSSIBLY THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL OF EVERYTHING... CAPCOM TAKES OVER FROM SEGA AS OUR FAVOURITE COMPA... SONY WANTS TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING PLAYST... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00004 NO, WE ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS AN ESSAY ABOUT PS3 AND RICHARD JACQUES, WITH AN EP...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Soon you'll just be a portal for funny videos and celebrity upskirt archives.
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