Twice the size of her head? Only in the video games industry, where men work in single-sex offices away from the calming influence of women, could this get drawn and approved for global distribution.
You know a special alternate version of this exists on the artist's hard drive. And now, after three hours of Photoshop work, on our hard drive too.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. RICHARD JACQUES AND HIS AMAZING HORN BBC USES KILLZONE 2 TO PROMOTE HALO 3 REASONS TO BE GRATEFUL SEGA EXISTED #1: ULALA COSP... LET'S LAUGH AT THREESPEECH ALL WEEKEND SONIC RUSH ADVENTURE - A REVIEW DUALSHOCK 3 SHAME DAY CAPTION COMPETITION PS3 LIE WATCH: DUALSHOCK 3 ANNOUNCEMENT HERALDS NE... PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR TOKYO GAME SH... MASTER CHIEF FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Taki: She's got a bit of a man face, but she's also got massive floppy tits and a permanent camel toe.
Let's just all agree that it's high time we stopped making fighting games and we admitted we are all adults and demanded fucking games instead. All the hints are there. The technology is ready. The game companies are rarin' at the bit. All we need is to just. do. it.
Would Would and Taki??? Would
*that's why they have brown nipples. singed.
The other one looks a bit to hardcore dominatrix for my taste.
Gawd. This is seriously... Lol.
Think, just a few centimeters of clothing removed and it changes from a M rated game to a R18.
Gah. Stupid law. Nude people are all around. The law should get around more. Seriously.
~Me