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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The guy responsible for the speech script must be shitting himself. Speaking of which...
yrqwc - Are you queuing for the toilet, Mr Sony speech-writer?
"well if Sony uses the new tech then, in a way, they would be right. Rumble as we know it today is last gen but what the new tech offers is sort of the second tier of rumble. Had they planned this from the beginning (as I suspect) then they should've clarified it a bit more."
These twats are unbelievable in their zealotry. They sound like fucking creationists or something.
Sorry, I mean second shittest. Right after Sony.
oxvizxol - Acne cream
If they've done it properly, then the rumble will be able to affect specific parts of the pad; it could rumble on just the left side if you're using your right hand for "something else".
There could even be force feedback in the analogue sticks so they offer resistance in certain situations.
Like Atari did 15 years ago in the Hard Drivin' arcade machine.