This would be at number one, were we to compile a Digg-pleasing list of the TOP 10 GREATEST BACKPEDALS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY.
Egg. On faces. Humble pie. In stomachs. Reputations. In RUINS. Lies undone and flapping in the wind. Financial forecasts. Broken. PS3. DEAD.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR TOKYO GAME SH... MASTER CHIEF FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE SEGA'S NEXT WAVE OF ARCADE GAMES :( THE LOST DREAMCAST VERSION OF SCUD RACE SONIC'S BACK, IN HIS FASTEST ADVENTURE YET! THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA ITEM *AND* SONIC A... PLAYSTATION3'S STILL DEAD IN AMERICA, THEN SICK GROOMING GAME RELEASED ON Wii
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
ldtym - Lads Don't Touch Your Mum
Not that there are that many games out for PS3.
dxxielox: A new FPS coming to PS3 in which a white trash redneck girl pisses off a bunch of bears. Now with added rumble.
You were warned... and it is not too late, just find someone that could pretend he invented the concept of feedback trough vibrations and threaten Sony.