If we get three good ones we'll be happy. Email to here.
The blank. Knock yourselves out, preferably in size 16 Verdana.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH: DUALSHOCK 3 ANNOUNCEMENT HERALDS NE... PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR TOKYO GAME SH... MASTER CHIEF FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE SEGA'S NEXT WAVE OF ARCADE GAMES :( THE LOST DREAMCAST VERSION OF SCUD RACE SONIC'S BACK, IN HIS FASTEST ADVENTURE YET! THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA ITEM *AND* SONIC A... PLAYSTATION3'S STILL DEAD IN AMERICA, THEN
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The best I could come up with implied that Kaz and Phil were gay. With each other. I made a remark about Kaz wondering what Phil had made him for tea.
It wasn't very good.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q111/medialondon/kaz-dual-shock-3-Rav.jpg
Something like "This is such a step backwards" or perhaps the Arby's logo.
It may look the same to you, my little friends, but some controllers are more equal than others
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5128/crabshockbd1.jpg
http://l0nk.org/delayed.png
http://l0nk.org/price.png
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6883/lastgendg0.jpg
Humm, last gen features and next gen prices?????
i tried to be funny
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8471/sonicadverthr5.jpg
Yikes!
lucky i cant be fucking bothered to copy your links into the browser window.
@ joemdesign:
do i get bonus points for trying to click stuff in that pic?