46 seconds in. That bit where they're on the floating platform. That's Killzone 2. Now we know all modern games are about shit-boring bald space marines that all look and act the same, but it's still quite the embarrassment.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. REASONS TO BE GRATEFUL SEGA EXISTED #1: ULALA COSP... LET'S LAUGH AT THREESPEECH ALL WEEKEND SONIC RUSH ADVENTURE - A REVIEW DUALSHOCK 3 SHAME DAY CAPTION COMPETITION PS3 LIE WATCH: DUALSHOCK 3 ANNOUNCEMENT HERALDS NE... PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR TOKYO GAME SH... MASTER CHIEF FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE SEGA'S NEXT WAVE OF ARCADE GAMES :( THE LOST DREAMCAST VERSION OF SCUD RACE
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Looks like the Halo launch has been a bit crap too, probably because everyone got it at Argos last week.
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/09/26/halo_3_uk_launch/
I wonder if I can find the music to Star Fleet? That was some good music. Star Fleet, Star Fleet, doot-doo... or something.
xazuxf - the disappointed sound I made when the much funnier word verfication letters vanished when blogger auto-logged me in. It was something like BJBJBW Boojaboojaboo! AHAHAHAA!
This link shows the true ignorance of the beeb correspondents when it comes to gaming (near the bottom):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7013009.stm
gngffcs - Ghouls 'n Ghosts, for fuckcocks sake.
besides, it's hardly sony showing off PGR3 as GT is it?
speaking of which, it's good to see the balance redressed somewhat.
the big question is was it done on purpose by the BBC's googliser?
stuqz: me on halo 3
(read the video description BTW)
(read the video description BTW)"
Oh jesus, I got featured on UKR a few months ago, I managed to stay suitably cynical about it all. Get a grip Larry...;)
Perhaps the beeb were using some other older footage. I feel another hefty fine approaching.