Graphics: We're only judging it on screenshots and YouTube videos but it obviously looks better than anything on PS3 117%
Sound: It's got music and sound effects like explosions and laser guns. They've probably put some clever stuff in that makes sounds come out of different speakers aswell. Amazing! 6/5
Gameplay: We're guessing it's like other Halo games but better as they've had ages to work on it ******
Overall: Epic, awesome, incredible etc. 11/10
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Now the road is paved for the same to happen with Halo 3, which is not in the least a perfect game as the vote implies.
Paper gaming magazines have always been full of shit, having to deal with betas and such for their reviews: but there was still a shadow of professionalism out there. Now you have fanboys yelling "perfect" at everything hyped enough, gaming websites uncapable of giving a big game a bad vote... and then there's UKR.
slnakoe - How Solid Snake will be rendered in standard definition.
Why is it so popular to piss into the face of public opinion these days just to make it seem like you HAVE an opinion?
Plot: Like an Andy McClancy paperback with all the shagging and left wing politics taken out and terrorists replaced with aliens. 6testicles out of 5
This is going to save me a fortune!
I posted about it on www.xbudz.com
I got a 30 cm opinion myself.
I think that explains all the 10s. If Gotham 4 came out a few weeks ago Halo would be getting sevens.
I hope you are talking about the Animal Crossing stuff and when they used to do t'porn?
It's all been a bit emerging market since they lost the DS and AC:WW
jewmtln - a line of jewish mounties
And the fanboys can twat right off.
(Also, my word verification "word" is "vwedgieh"
Unfortunately Sega Rally is a big let down!
Keep it to the arcades Sega :(
All my childhood dreams crushed!