Other than that, though, it's top hole. And bottom hole. Very nice.
There really is a bit too much of this. In one screen she uses the word "bugger" which, for old people, is a very rude word as it's about gay sex. SEGA could have a PR disaster on its hands if an old person plays this.
But then there's loads of this, which is good. Although being MADE to replay levels to collect enough materials for Tails to build his gadgets (it takes the game 55 dialogue screens to say that) is a bit of an odd thing to happen in a game.
But then there's lots of this, which is also good. Compared with the best Sonic games it's a good 8/10. Compared with the rubbish 3D Sonic games it's a good 9999999999/10.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DUALSHOCK 3 SHAME DAY CAPTION COMPETITION PS3 LIE WATCH: DUALSHOCK 3 ANNOUNCEMENT HERALDS NE... PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR TOKYO GAME SH... MASTER CHIEF FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE SEGA'S NEXT WAVE OF ARCADE GAMES :( THE LOST DREAMCAST VERSION OF SCUD RACE SONIC'S BACK, IN HIS FASTEST ADVENTURE YET! THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA ITEM *AND* SONIC A... PLAYSTATION3'S STILL DEAD IN AMERICA, THEN
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
all that talk of text and boats and that was that
sonic on a boat?
thank god for megadrive collection on psp :(
whfjubuj: wild beast roaming the bushes of australia
Either way lots to enjoy... and a robot T-rex... and pirates... missed out ninjas though. Sadly, so 9/10... needs more ninja.