He is looking forward. Well done.
He is still looking forward. Well done.
Whoops. HALO 3 EXCLUSIVE: Master Chief prefers Japanese girls when they put their hair up. How we would love to see photos 4 to 99 of this series, where he gradually relaxes more, takes off his helmet and starts teaching the ladies how to hold a gun.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA'S NEXT WAVE OF ARCADE GAMES :( THE LOST DREAMCAST VERSION OF SCUD RACE SONIC'S BACK, IN HIS FASTEST ADVENTURE YET! THE *NEW* WORLD'S GREATEST SEGA ITEM *AND* SONIC A... PLAYSTATION3'S STILL DEAD IN AMERICA, THEN SICK GROOMING GAME RELEASED ON Wii SOME PHOTOS OF A SEGA ESTABLISHMENT IN KAGOSHIMA, ... TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL HAPPY DAY! REZ HD! IKARUGA!...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
On another note -
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/28313/Halo-3-being-sold-on-UK-High-Street
Good old Argos.
http://uk.gamespot.com/wii/action/destroyallhumansbigwilly/index.html
Ha Big willy unleashed
fglszsyl - The noise made by Asian women's vulvas after being jackhammered by Master Chief's mechanical penis.
Just becuase I have gotten me some industrial strength cleaning solvent for cleaning my willy.
NO WAY any human can hold a xbox 360 with one hand.
Even Chuck Norris can't.
The orangey one looks (especially when she realizes the immense benefit of putting her hair up) like a sort of Japanese Paris Hilton. Shame she's orange. Still would.
The other one doesn't really look Japanese at all - would as well.