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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LET'S LAUGH AT THREESPEECH ALL WEEKEND SONIC RUSH ADVENTURE - A REVIEW DUALSHOCK 3 SHAME DAY CAPTION COMPETITION PS3 LIE WATCH: DUALSHOCK 3 ANNOUNCEMENT HERALDS NE... PS3 LIE WATCH: AMMUNITION LOADED FOR TOKYO GAME SH... MASTER CHIEF FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE SEGA'S NEXT WAVE OF ARCADE GAMES :( THE LOST DREAMCAST VERSION OF SCUD RACE THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://www.joystiq.com/photos/tgs-cosplayers/410208/
http://www.joystiq.com/photos/tgs-cosplayers/410218/
http://www.joystiq.com/photos/tgs-cosplayers/410227/
Ah, fuckit. Fapfapfapfapfap.
http://www.joystiq.com/photos/tgs-cosplayers/410239/
itcaqt - gosh, did it?
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2007/09/gallery_tgs?slide=8&slideView=1
Any shots of Cosplay Cortana? After my marathon Halo 3 I need a big wank.
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3923/reflectvw7.jpg
This is like the CSI of wanking.
would a face-on photo be asking too much? I'm genuinely interested in how Dante's man-bra looks on an actual woman....
http://www.gamehotties.com/cosplayers/aika.asp?i=4&l=true
WOOD! Er... would!
BATTLE ANGEL ALITA!
http://www.acparadise.com/display.php?a=10740&c=11548
About as hot as a JAPANESE BIRD PRETENDING TO BE MERYL FROM METAL GEAR SOLID could ever hope to get
http://www.acparadise.com/display.php?a=22299&c=8282
and finally... THE DIRTY PAIR. Especially the third picture where their tits are bulging out of the costume and they're clearly seconds from LEZZING OUT just like we've been waiting for all this time!
http://www.acparadise.com/display.php?a=11664&c=7008