We are also now the bread in a Natalie Imbruglia sandwich, with Billie Piper being the other bit of bread:
Now when people ask us if we have any friends, we can say "Yes. Richard Jacques, and we are also very close to Natalie Imbruglia and Billie Piper."
Labels: ENTHUSIASM
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. JACQUES BREAKS INTO 'THE CLUB' SOME PS3 LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY THE NEATEST BEARD IN VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT VIRTUA TENNIS PLAYED ON THE DREAMCAST FISHING CONT... THE WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA ILLUSTRATION THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! A SEGA WORLD THAT ISN'T A STINKING, RUSTING, PISS-... PS3 SHIT-WATCH EPISODE 1: FOLKLORE PLAYSTATION3 EVEN MORE DEAD IN AMERICA
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'd ask him to add me, but I'm afraid my rather provacative pic would throw off his design asthetic.
fewybocp: a north american skunk ape.
iojlllmt : Winona Ryder's true first name.
So long as Natalie gets a new haircuit, or goes back to the one she had in the 'Torn' video... the horrific bowl-cut fringe is spoiling lots of birds in the music industry... Lily Allen can surely afford at least some kind of wobbly edged bowl from the 'marketplace' in Ikea to cut her hair with, at least.
psstxmj: What you whisper to get the attention of someone who used to be Michael Jackson but is now running around dressed as an Arab woman