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Each post .02% worse than the last. THE WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA ILLUSTRATION THE *NEW* WORLD'S MOST BORING SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! A SEGA WORLD THAT ISN'T A STINKING, RUSTING, PISS-... PS3 SHIT-WATCH EPISODE 1: FOLKLORE PLAYSTATION3 EVEN MORE DEAD IN AMERICA YES, GOTHAM 3 DOES LOOK GOOD, DOESN'T IT? PLAYSTATION3 IS ABLE TO POWER ITSELF A BLACK T-SHIRT, FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY LIKE AND WEAR... THE HTML ERAS
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
really, i want to know
SEGA has always been ahead of time.
Just check this out for instance...online gaming on the megadrive !! and that was in 1990.
http://www.sega.co.jp/archive/segahard/md/modem.html
Thanks for the link!
Gagaman(n) is the man.
The Dreamcast Junkyard is awesome.
All submit to the undead console!
shame the guy is such a wank muffin though.
That's the best combination of words I've heard since "thunder cunt".
Bloody awkward.
*I am not him, before you ask
**the most sincere girl on Youtube being saw-toothed song mimer Brookers
Sooty you've clearly got Matthew Corbett's hand up your arse...
If waving a controller around like that was fun, it would have been done years ago.
Nintendo only made the Wii to satisfy all the moron non-gamers.
Nice guy on that vid. The haters are ginger beer.
As for Sonic Adventure, I could never get those fishing levels to work with that controller. Maybe I should give it another shot.
As for "moving on"...NEVER!
'Ker-twat!' is always a creative insult.
I feel offended =P oddly lots of people did complain about my narration, but also I had quite a few people telling me they liked it. I think it just sounded boring because I had to do several takes....
Thanks for the special mention though XD
Orrrr, you could be the non-gaming moron.
Why do you always post such predictable wank!?
Xbox has adopted most of the Dreamcasts features.
Wii adopted some of it's peripheral functions, and some arcade functions.
SEGA AND Nintendo have always been ahead of their time.
But even things like Atari 2600 had wireless controllers, as long as the idea is used completely wrong(like stupid fishing) it doesn't matter how advanced it is.
Solid State IS the future, or would you rather see YET ANOTHER fucking loading screen...?
If you don't like fishing, you don't like arcades, they have all sorts of games like drums, fishing, golf, skating, dancing, guitaring etc etc. Or again would you rather have another FPS?
The critics say Wii is a redressed gamecube, if that's the case, it renders your point about the GC rather mute, because the redressed GC is a top selling console.
Note: This video did nothing to disuad me from my "all Europeans have bad teeth" theory.
I swear she's a distant relative of Jahnet Svtreet-Portah.
yfvzh: Brookers' dentist, the first time he looked in her mouth.
Whether your real name or not, your previous embarrassingly comedic outburts regarding the ET videogame, have secured your position.