Send this one back to the drawing board, Sony. It's not really going to help things.
We've lowered the JPEG compression to factor three, which makes it look slightly worse than the original file so people finding this from Google Image Search think the game looks really nasty. This is the sort of sub-viral anti-marketing we take great pleasure in.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
It doesn't look like anything I associate with being fun though.
What the hell are those mutant (presumably enemy) things in the background?
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/luvbeers7/ps3shitwatch2.jpg
100% better! (someone had to do it)
Perhaps.
That is the worst screenshot I've ever seen.
Can we have some updates on those LG girls?
Shit, wrong site.
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/05/17/folklore-journeys-from-the-netherworld-to-playstation-3/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1V-rpXxWcA
( >.<)'' shakes head
Where are the breakthroughs? .. I've seen nothing that blows me away.
It's really sad, and tiresome. I expected some brilliant things this gen, but it seems like all the devs in the world have lost the plot.
Hi-res last gen looking games abound. Poor framerates, lack of finesse. I can't believe how bad things are.
Even the Wii hasn't got any gold-standard games. This must prove that the industry has run dry when it comes to creativity and skill.
Sad days.