DS: 133k Wii: 75k PSP: 24k PS2: 12k PS3: 11k
It's over. And remember how cheap the thing is out there, too, compared to here. Nintendo's waving at the crowd. Expect Sony's HR department to start sending out lots more letters very soon.
At least the massive UK sales will make up for it.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Is there no level to which they won't stoop to sell these damn consoles?
I can't wait to play NHL2K7!
You to use the English language properly, you COCK.
Word verification: skkhfuym
The sound of a porn star snorting spunk that's been shot up her nose during a bukkake sequence.
Hotcakes.
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-m.phtml?photo_key=5738&post_key=31022#photo
These 160 employees were (as mentionned in the letter above that was read in multiple Sony Europe studios on monday) made redundant on monday.
Sony Cambridge : 19
Liverpool : 56
London (all three studios together : 60
and the rest spread across various smaller European studios.
Way to go Sony. This is FUCKING LIVING! Obviously that won't be part of their dodgy marketing campaign.
2:24 PM
MORE SONY LIES!
Awesome.
Word verification: bmalnsw
The sound of a paedophile hurriedly editing his registry.
Hell, I'd even buy a PS3 for Piss Hounds 4.
"Hell, I'd even buy a PS3 for Piss Hounds 4"
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1082/612270880tl4.jpg
Lol, I think it says 'What you looking at this for? Are you f@@king simple!'
BTW Saphion, have you signed this yet?
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?dreamcst
I can hear that Salt & Pepper song, 'Git up on this, P-Push it real good..'
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87432949@N00/465079130/
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?dreamcst"
I have now! Cheers!
"The PS3 is stupid. Wii is better"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3
It's official :)
Wikipedia Says...
"The PS3 is stupid. Wii is better"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3
It's official :)
went to check that out, and saw a picture of a PS3 running Ubuntu. I love Sonic and all, but it was less painful to see him holding a PS3 than to see my precious Ubuntu locked inside of one. Surely justice will be unkind to the people responsible for that.
Word Verification: vawpesdo-- Nintendo's evil doppleganger from Bizarro World who believes only in games where thugs shoot prostitutes, and who just released a system with a horrible price tag, shitty controller, and a built in Blu-Ray drive.
They probably thought if it worked on mouldy old bananas then it might work for the PS3. How sadly mistaken.
Word verification - hvgnhfci
The name of that eastern block prostitute that gave you the clap on that weekend away in Prague last summer.
Linux isn't much use to PS3
being locked out of the RSX.
here it is: Xbox 360 - 2,900
quit your wankfest, fags.
- One of five American adults is not considered to be functionally literate. For example, these adults are unable to read a map or bus schedule, complete a job application or write a letter."
http://www.lee-county.com/library/progserv/ssvcs/literacy.htm
Love the irony that a website about literacy says "One of five".
WAITING FOR PISSHOUNDS 4!!!
Wasn't keyrat part of that flaming that went on a few weeks back? If so, why did you come back? And why don't you fuck off again?
inorvyzl: shout it from the rooftops!
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/main/index.html
so he can be at home with other like-minded freaks.
Or if he's just in denial, he could try here,
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12680914741600896164
and find out which side he's batting for.
I like how you omit the 360 sales, probably because the post would look stupid with it included.
here it is: Xbox 360 - 2,900
quit your wankfest, fags.
I like how you stop breathing between when you exhale and inhale. It gives me hope you'll just quit breathing altogether.
Xbox is only just building it's fan base, and has far less history in the business.
So what's Sony's excuse for only having 11K? When you compare it to market shares before PS3 launch 11K is a joke!
Sony still end up stinking no matter how sony fans try and 'spin' it!