That's 6,899 copies of Motorstorm, the game most people would surely buy alongside the pointless console. Expect analysts to say this is a "TOTAL DISASTER", as it is clearly a total disaster. And with Singstar the only half-decent PS3 exclusive coming this side of Christmas, it's going to get worse.
Here's a photo someone took of a PS3 at a car boot sale. It seems appropriate:
The enemy has suffered huge losses and is now in full retreat. We will be raising the orange/blue spiral victory flag above Sony's ridiculously expensive Soho offices within weeks, when the struggling company axes more staff and relocates to a Portakabin in Swindon.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And the toy car DOESN'T EVEN HAVE WHEELS.
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here is a forum full of sony fanboys trying to deny their console is failing.
I especially like the fact that every member spells lying as lieing.
"UK resistence is possibly, scratch that, THE most ABSURD lieing press ever known to man"
How do I know? My grandmother brought me one for my birthday, and left the price sticker on.
My 23rd birthday.
sorry Zorg, I forgot, we are not supposed to mention them
Who hacked my account, and why does blogger keep thinking I'm a kraut?
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Also regarding the whole Chart-Track hardware figures thingy.
http://www.chart-track.co.uk/index.jsp?c=p/hardware/index.jsp
Not to be picky but according to this they don't track PSP, PS3, Wii or 360. So how could they know the sales figures?
That or they are just lazy and shit at updating stuff.
I'll stop being pedantic now.
Ewww
Hmm. Seems like someone has really does have something to hide.....
http://news.spong.com/article/12304
On the article - I think that's a real Subaru, the PS3 is easily bigger.
Seems like ebuyer has stopped selling PS3's to go back to the good old times of 1993 and start selling the Jaguar again.....
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